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fandomhigh2014-03-16 11:39 pm
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Advanced Criminal Justice, Monday, Period 3
Guess what! You weren't on a rooftop today! You were in the Batcave itself. But this Danger Shop simulacrum (scroll down on the link) probably wasn't what you might expect from the Batman you knew. It was so bright.
"Hello, my fledgling justice learners," Batman said. Um. The less said about what he was this week, the better. Just go with it, okay? "This week, we're going to discuss how you put your best foot forward to find a crime."
A red rotary phone - without a rotary dial, mind you - was sitting on a table when it suddenly lit up, glowing a bright red while screeching an alert.
Batman picked up the phone. "Yes, Commissioner? The Penguin put together an art installation in Gotham City Park with deadly umbrellas? I'll be right there!"
Batman hung up. "Don't worry, my young pupils. There is no real danger right now. That was just... a demonstration. Remember to always stay near a phone, or at least employ someone to stay near it for you. Make sure the phone can attract your attention at a moment's notice. And perhaps most importantly, mind your manners. You will be talking to the Police Commissioner, after all."
"But don't forget. You don't need to identify yourself. The Commissioner knows who he's calling. And in case a vile villain has cracked the case at the policeman's post to make a felonious phone call, you don't want to accidentally give your real name and expose your identity."
"Now, unless you have any questions, I think it's about time to see what you can do."
"Hello, my fledgling justice learners," Batman said. Um. The less said about what he was this week, the better. Just go with it, okay? "This week, we're going to discuss how you put your best foot forward to find a crime."
A red rotary phone - without a rotary dial, mind you - was sitting on a table when it suddenly lit up, glowing a bright red while screeching an alert.
Batman picked up the phone. "Yes, Commissioner? The Penguin put together an art installation in Gotham City Park with deadly umbrellas? I'll be right there!"
Batman hung up. "Don't worry, my young pupils. There is no real danger right now. That was just... a demonstration. Remember to always stay near a phone, or at least employ someone to stay near it for you. Make sure the phone can attract your attention at a moment's notice. And perhaps most importantly, mind your manners. You will be talking to the Police Commissioner, after all."
"But don't forget. You don't need to identify yourself. The Commissioner knows who he's calling. And in case a vile villain has cracked the case at the policeman's post to make a felonious phone call, you don't want to accidentally give your real name and expose your identity."
"Now, unless you have any questions, I think it's about time to see what you can do."
Sign In
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Listen to the Lecture
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He was kind of staring at the eyebrows painted on to Batman's cowl today, though.
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Maddie did have to wonder if this guy had never heard of cell phones, though.
Answer the Phone
Look, it was a simpler, way more sexist time, okay?
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Kids these days.
"Hello, Commissioner?"
Talk to Evan
Why is he not wearing green underwear and no pants?
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And anyway, he was genetically predisposed to wear clothing that bulked him up more, if anything, though he was sure the green spanky pants had some appeal to someone, somewhere.
Talk to Batman
No, seriously, it was probably best to avoid him.
OOC
I apologize in advance for all alliteration, romantic ruminations, and, pardon the phrase, bat-shit insanity that may arise whenever I have free time, my dear friends.
Oh, also, the Penguin art installation thing is basically stolen from an episode of the Flop House podcast. It's the Devil episode, aka Hellevator or Devilvator or Helledevil.
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