Plus We Have a Motorcade [Thursday, February 20, 2014,1st period]

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Josh was talking quietly with a blonde woman and a dark haired man at the front of the classroom as the students arrived. He'd even offered the guests coffee (which Gert had fetched) because that's the nice guy Josh was, provided he didn't actually have to do anything.

"Hey everyone," he said when the students arrived. "I know you're all currently dreaming of Bali, but I wanted to show you that attending a school where you're taught baking by a giant pink pony and your hypothetical future children leap through portals to stop by for a weekend won't kill you politically. Meet Peter Wiggin and Natalie Adams, or if you already know them, say hello again. Peter dropped out of school here and is now running his version of Earth with the capabale assistance of Natalie, and they're both here to tell you a bit about their jobs and if they have a motorcade and their own airplane. You know, important stuff."

He led the class in applause, then took a seat in one of the student desks.

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Re: Ask Questions!

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"Semantics are important, though," Joker insisted. "They keep the sheeple pacified, so you can do important government business, like giving big expensive contracts to companies owned by your friends, and yelling at your opponents on talk shows."