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fandomhigh2013-12-16 03:08 pm
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Teamwork, Monday, December 16, 2013
Cade was alone in the Danger Shop with his hooves and antlers and a really pissed off look on his face. "If this is something to do with the weather machine from yesterday, I'm going to karking shoot something," he threatened, "and not just in a final kind of way."
How he was going to shoot anything with hooves instead of hands was another problem...
He shrugged. "Anyway, Jack had better things to do today or else couldn't figure out how to make her hooves open her door...she's not here so I get to start up the final simulation in teamwork. I tweaked it slightly, so we have to work in teams of two to sneak past that guy in red at the mall--" Santa, Cade, "--and take toys without getting noticed by the kids in line or his lackeys."
Elves, Cade.
"After that, if anyone can figure out how to lift 'me, drinks are on me at the bar."
How he was going to shoot anything with hooves instead of hands was another problem...
He shrugged. "Anyway, Jack had better things to do today or else couldn't figure out how to make her hooves open her door...she's not here so I get to start up the final simulation in teamwork. I tweaked it slightly, so we have to work in teams of two to sneak past that guy in red at the mall--" Santa, Cade, "--and take toys without getting noticed by the kids in line or his lackeys."
Elves, Cade.
"After that, if anyone can figure out how to lift 'me, drinks are on me at the bar."
Steal toys from small children!
At least the hooves and antlers make for a compelling disguise?
You're in a busy fake mall, surrounded by sniffling children in wet, heavy coats, frazzled mothers, and a Christmas village made of the finest cardboard houses and staffed by bored teenaged elves. In the house next to Santa is a cardboard house full of electronics, dolls, and musical instruments. Steal one with your partner in crime, the person who signed in before/after you, go directly to hell!
Aww, the holidays.
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Did she like it? Well, meh. Was she impressed by it? Begrudgingly, yes.
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