http://makemyownway.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-12-16 03:08 pm
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Teamwork, Monday, December 16, 2013

Cade was alone in the Danger Shop with his hooves and antlers and a really pissed off look on his face. "If this is something to do with the weather machine from yesterday, I'm going to karking shoot something," he threatened, "and not just in a final kind of way."

How he was going to shoot anything with hooves instead of hands was another problem...

He shrugged. "Anyway, Jack had better things to do today or else couldn't figure out how to make her hooves open her door...she's not here so I get to start up the final simulation in teamwork. I tweaked it slightly, so we have to work in teams of two to sneak past that guy in red at the mall--" Santa, Cade, "--and take toys without getting noticed by the kids in line or his lackeys."

Elves, Cade.

"After that, if anyone can figure out how to lift 'me, drinks are on me at the bar."
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Sign in [12/16]

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What the kark, hooves.
Edited 2013-12-16 13:12 (UTC)
arsenicmauls: (!!: i am freaked out)

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[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-12-16 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Gertrude Yorkes

Re: Sign in [12/16]

[identity profile] harpy-daughter.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Surreal SaDiablo
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[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2013-12-17 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Mercy Thompson

Steal toys from small children!

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Because Cade is a terrible, terrible person.

At least the hooves and antlers make for a compelling disguise?

You're in a busy fake mall, surrounded by sniffling children in wet, heavy coats, frazzled mothers, and a Christmas village made of the finest cardboard houses and staffed by bored teenaged elves. In the house next to Santa is a cardboard house full of electronics, dolls, and musical instruments. Steal one with your partner in crime, the person who signed in before/after you, go directly to hell!

Aww, the holidays.
Edited 2013-12-16 13:18 (UTC)
arsenicmauls: (!!: that cannot be good)

Re: Steal toys from small children!

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-12-16 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Cade," Gert muttered, rolling her eyes. But, yeah, she guessed she'd do this. She tapped her foot and glanced around for a partner.

Re: Steal toys from small children!

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"You called?" Cade asked, smirking.
arsenicmauls: (neg: looking up concernedly (pb))

Re: Steal toys from small children!

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-12-16 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not a summons," Gert assured him. "Just an observation that of course this is the kind of class you would come up with."

Did she like it? Well, meh. Was she impressed by it? Begrudgingly, yes.

Re: Steal toys from small children!

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"When life hands you antler, rob Santa," Cade declared.
arsenicmauls: (neg: feel bad for how dumb you are (pb))

Re: Steal toys from small children!

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-12-16 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nice," Gert said dryly. "Is that from a quote-a-day calendar?"

Re: Steal toys from small children!

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-17 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uncle Bantha gave it to me for Life Day," Cade claimed.

Talk to Cade!

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
If you figure out how to drink beer after class, he's all ears.

And antlers.

Sigh.

OOC

[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-12-16 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Feel better, E!
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