fandomhigh | Friendship is Teamwork!!

Class today had been handwavily informed to meet in the danger shop. Because that wasn't ominous at all for this class. You just might end up going to the holidays with glitter in your hair, kids. Sorry about that.

The shop was set up to resemble a field of tall, dry grass, surrounded on all sides by bare trees. It was all very . . . atmospheric.

As for what that atmosphere was, a hint could be found in Pinkie, who was dressed in a fabulous full body turkey suit.

Yeah.

Derek was wearing a pilgrim hat and looked as though it offended him on multiple levels at once. "Thanksgiving is tomorrow." In case no one told them. "So we're not teaching today."

Wow, that was blunt.

Pinkie let out a surprisingly realistic turkey gobble and started pecking at the ground. She made her way over to a stack of brightly colored camouflage (mostly pink, sorry folks), an assortment of turkey calls, and bow and arrow sets. Then she gobbled again.

What, you'd eat turkey, but you couldn't speak it?

Derek just sighed. "You're hunting a turkey. Work as a team." Because he was the best teacher in the room who wasn't currently a turkey.

Pinkie gobbled and flapped her wings a little furiously.

Translation: Danger shop turkeys. Do not hunt the Pinkie!turkey.

Then she pulled a whistle -- a real one, this time, not a dog whistle, someone had FINALLY clued in about why Derek hated those things -- and blew it sharply.

Hunting time is go!