School Auditorium: Auditions, beginning Noonish.

[stickittotheme.livejournal.com]

The lights are up up on the stage, and Dewey sits in the middle of the center aisle of seats, a notebook and pen in hand, and his iPod at the ready in case there are any lulls in auditions.

Yes, that is seriously how low-key Dewey has set up auditions. Get up on stage and do your monologue and sing your song, and you shall be properly auditioned.

[ooc: Wait for OCD! OCD up! Audition to your heart's content!]

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Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker joins her a while after her audition, and rolls her eyes. "Can I possibly bribe you to forget what you saw?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[fates_jaye]

"It'd have to be a reeeeeeally good bribe," says Jaye.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Like what? Boykissy with your boyfriend good, or Mastercard 'It's everywhere you want to be' good?" Parker threw back another kernel of popcorn. "My only consolation is there's no way I'm getting cast based on that."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[fates_jaye]

"I haven't decided yet," says Jaye. "So why'd you do it?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Rory guilted me, and my Little Brother guilted me, and I'm pretty damn sure they're not casting me for a comedy based on a Greek tragic reading. Seriously, can you see me in this play?" Parker snorted. "Although I think a couple people have been good. God, Quinn was pretty decent. Who knew?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[fates_jaye]

"That little drama queen? I woulda taken that bet."

She frowns. "I don't even know what play we're doing."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker smirked. "Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. Although there's no singing in it, so I don't know *what* they're going to warp it with if they're asking us to sing in auditions. Come on. Don't you want to be up there, jazz-handing again? Don't you miss it?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye jazz handses at her.

"These," she says, looking at her hands, "are timeless. I taught snow monsters how to jazz hands."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"They should work them into this play then." Parker jazz handed back at Jaye. "As a tradition! Fairies with rhythm! Puck goes punk!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[fates_jaye]

There's a long silence, and Jaye says. "God dammit, now I have to suggest it."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker chortled,way too amused. "DEATH has left, I just talked to his roommate. You have to carry on, Jaye! Like--" Parker does *not* say 'someone broken' but it's a close thing. "--a trouper! Or a trooper! Hee."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[fates_jaye]

Her eyes go wide. "Not DEATH! We were supposed to get drunk again together," she pouts. Dammit.

She gets up and goes to talk to Dewey.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[swerval_zero]

"I am not jazz handsing if I land the role," Zero said as she retreated from her own audition. "Ooh, is that popcorn?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Have some, you were great," Parker said, offering over the bag. "Puck, I'm guessing? I hope you get it." She snickered. "Did you see Harris's audition? I think he has as much chance as I do."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[swerval_zero]

"No, I missed it. Bugger." Zero took a handful of popcorn and flopped down in a seat. "Yeah, Puck. Y'know. Hopefully."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"You've got the hair already." Parker propped her feet up on the seat in front of her. "And you sang better than most of the others. I think you're in, and I think you'd be a better casting than Pip Bernadette, although he wasn't bad."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[swerval_zero]

Grumble grumble "--used my bit--" grumble. She sighed and stuffed popcorn in her mouth. "You were cream, by the way."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker snorts. "For Antigone, maybe. For this? I doubt it. But it was fun. Now I get to watch the rest of you work your asses off on this."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[swerval_zero]

"Well, acting's acting. I think you'd make a great Titania. 'Cept for the part where you'd hunt Bottom down and murder him..."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker choked on a kernel of popcorn, then coughed. "*ack* I forgot about her." She considered that a moment, then shrugged. "Thanks, but I think the song cancelled it out. Heh. And yeah, can you see me kissing the donkey's head and saying how handsome he is? That'd be a trip." She grinned. "And Oberon would be in *serious* trouble. Though with you henching for him, Titania would have a much harder time of it."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[swerval_zero]

"Guess it depends on who our Oberon is. I sorta figure Titania and Oberon threw down, y'know, right after the curtain dropped. 'WHERE is my changeling boy?' 'Er, darling, I can explain...' and then it's fighty time."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker chortled delightedly. "'Forget the no-sex thing, it's clobbering time!' And then *pow*, biff, wham, gimme the kid, you roofie-abusing tweako!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[swerval_zero]

Zero giggled at Parker's sound effects. "'Oh, by the way, did you ever explain why methought I was enamored of an ass?' 'Now, darling, I can explain...' KERPOW!"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"They should *totally* tack another epilogue onto this thing, with that scene played out." Parker licked salt off her fingers. "I may sign up for stage managering duty, just to try and get that in there. Or at least nag Rory into it."