http://icebabytoocold.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] icebabytoocold.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-11-01 11:12 am

How To Steal A Princess, Friday

"When you're wooing a foxy lady, you gotta use tact." Which the Ice King had in spades. Really now. Why are you laughing at that? Jerks. "You gotta worm your way into their hearts. And when that fails, you bribe them."

With candy, if the bags of candy on the table were anything to go by.

"The island knows it," he added, picking up a bag to give a shake. "So your homework for the week is to go out and pick up that candy to bring to me so I can show you how it's all done."

He rubbed his grubby little hands together at how many princesses he could give candy then. One was sure to fall for it!

"Now get out there and pick some up! All of you!"

Class was dismissed, it would seem.
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[personal profile] shippedtomaine 2013-11-01 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaaand this was why Emma hadn't given in to the impulse to wear that sparkly, sparkly tiara she'd gotten at Homecoming to class to see what would happen.

She was also pretty sure the average princess wouldn't even need to have been given a warning about strangers with candy for this plan to fail.

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[identity profile] makemyownway.livejournal.com 2013-11-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Send some to me! 30 kids hoovered up all the good stuff and left me with pretzels.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2013-11-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S A US ADDRESS. IT JUST TAKES THREE WEEKS AND SITS ON RUNWAYS A LOT SO IXNAY ON OCOLATECHAY.
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[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-11-01 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT WAS THAT? DID YOU REQUEST PERISHABLE FOOD IN FRAGILE GLASS CONTAINERS?

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[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2013-11-01 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
TOTALLY. THEY LOVE THAT. OR SHIP YOGURT. NO WAY THAT'LL GO BADLY.
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[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2013-11-01 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, I'LL SHIP ALL THE DAIRY PRODUCTS.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2013-11-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
START WITH THE ICE CREAM.