How to Steal a Princess, Friday

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At the front of the class today, there stood the teacher and a drum-set. Because when you thought about kidnapping princesses, didn't your mind also go to some bad ass drum solos? Well it should have.

"You can't just go into the stealing princesses business without being able to back it up," the Ice King said as though people were really that interested in kidnapping. Maybe they were, though. You don't know. Someone might think he was a cool, happening dude. "You gotta be able to woo her. And what's better than music to make the ladies swoon?"

There was no swooning. There had never been swooning. There never will be swooning.

"Today we're gonna have a hip jam session," he added. "Because playing an instrument says things. Things like 'I'm a cool guy. I don't always smell like moldy gym socks on a hot day. You wanna date me like nobody's business.'"

None of that worked. But on the plus side? Goofing off day!

"So get to work!"

Comments

Re: Jam Session

[makemyownway.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but nerf is better," Cade said.