Breaking Things 101, Wednesday, Period 3

[electrocynic]

The Danger Shop was a warehouse, with all manners of moddable breakable things lining the shelves about as far as the eye could see. And by the door, Electroclash, cradling a crystal vase in her hands.

"Welcome to Breaking Things 101," she announced, once the students had all shown up. Or she assumed they all had, anyway. She didn't care. "First things first, before we get to the necessary evil of introductions, I want the lot of you to go around –" She indicated to the warehouse at large. "– and find an object, any object. Then come back. Chop chop."

Comments

Re: Introductions [BT 09/04]

[myownface]

"Sparkle, and if anyone laughs I'll break their face before I break anything else. I'm a Junior, and..." He pursed his lips thoughtfully. "Wouldn't mind taking a wrecking ball or at least gasoline and a match to a big fancy house sometime."

Sparkle had issues. But hey, this was the Danger Shop, so why not? He gave a smug little grin, and then up-ended the box and put his weight right into hefting it downwards, watching shards of records scatter across the floor.

Re: Introductions [BT 09/04]

[electrocynic]

Electroclash nodded appreciatively. "I think something like that can probably be arranged, yeah," she said. "Would even go with Topher's chandelier idea, too."

Re: Introductions [BT 09/04]

[myownface]

"There's something to be said for expensive property damage," Sparkle noted, sounding pleased at the idea. "Taking a baseball bat to an expensive car could be fun, too. Oh! Or monster trucks."

... Sparkle spent a long time thinking about how to break things.

Re: Introductions [BT 09/04]

[electrocynic]

"Breaking monster trucks, or running over things with monster trucks?"

There was a distinction!

Although she actually approved of both.

Re: Introductions [BT 09/04]

[myownface]

"Both."

Duh.

"Running over monster trucks with bigger monster trucks. Because why the hell not?"

Re: Introductions [BT 09/04]

[electrocynic]

And this was why you were Electroclash's favourite, Sparks.

"Ha. Good thinking."