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fandomhigh2013-09-02 09:15 am
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Science You Cannot Possibly Comprehend, Monday, Period 5
With the name of the class and all, it probably shouldn't be that big a shock that the teacher was a bit full of himself.
But really, there was no way to expect there would be a throne at the front of the room in which a guy in armor was holding what could only be described as a pimp chalice. He wasn't even drinking from it. You'd think he would need a straw to drink anyway, but he definitely didn't have that.
"It is time for the introduction," Doom said. "I AM DOCTOR DOOM. You may address me as 'Doctor.' You WILL address me with the respect deserved the monarch of Latveria. And you MUST acknowledge me as your superior, whether you'd like to or not."
"I possess the greatest scientific mind in my world," Doom stated. "Dimensional travel. Time travel. Advanced robotics. These are things I mastered before ALL OTHERS in my world. And the greatness of Doom stretches to this very island, when as a youth, Doom played the hero, thwarting the plans of the so-called Weeping Angels by inventing a machine to transport time-lost Fandomites back to their present using nothing but Victorian technology, a local assistant, and an intellect well ahead of its time even in the present."
"Over the next several weeks, you will learn scientific truths that you shall only begin to comprehend. I will demean myself by attempting to speak at your level. Attempt to keep up and you will learn much. In time, you may even come to understand it."
"For the rest of this class period, speak amongst yourselves. Give introductions if you must. But know this. If you wish for Doom to know your name, you will have to PROVE that you are worth remembering. You will receive your first opportunity next week."
But really, there was no way to expect there would be a throne at the front of the room in which a guy in armor was holding what could only be described as a pimp chalice. He wasn't even drinking from it. You'd think he would need a straw to drink anyway, but he definitely didn't have that.
"It is time for the introduction," Doom said. "I AM DOCTOR DOOM. You may address me as 'Doctor.' You WILL address me with the respect deserved the monarch of Latveria. And you MUST acknowledge me as your superior, whether you'd like to or not."
"I possess the greatest scientific mind in my world," Doom stated. "Dimensional travel. Time travel. Advanced robotics. These are things I mastered before ALL OTHERS in my world. And the greatness of Doom stretches to this very island, when as a youth, Doom played the hero, thwarting the plans of the so-called Weeping Angels by inventing a machine to transport time-lost Fandomites back to their present using nothing but Victorian technology, a local assistant, and an intellect well ahead of its time even in the present."
"Over the next several weeks, you will learn scientific truths that you shall only begin to comprehend. I will demean myself by attempting to speak at your level. Attempt to keep up and you will learn much. In time, you may even come to understand it."
"For the rest of this class period, speak amongst yourselves. Give introductions if you must. But know this. If you wish for Doom to know your name, you will have to PROVE that you are worth remembering. You will receive your first opportunity next week."
Re: During the Lecture
Raven was used to guys thinking they were the gold-plated shit, but this was some really master class ego, here.
She wasn't going to try to pass notes, but she was going to roll her eyes. Hard.