Practical Etiquette [Thursday, July 25, 2013, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

If the Danger Shop today smelled like popcorn and spilled soda that was because Josh had decided to take you all to the movies!

If you were afraid, it was because you were very, very smart.

"All you want to do is go to the theater, plonk down your forty bucks and see a movie while drinking a vat of soda and swimming in a small pool of popcorn," Josh said, "as is what I'm pretty sure is your Constitutional right."

It wasn't.

"But then other people have to come to the theater too and ruin everything. Your task today: get yourself a snack and sit through the previews and a movie without killing anyone nearby. It's gonna be harder than it sounds."

Comments

Re: Try to see a movie!

[harpy-daughter.livejournal.com]

"Trade," Surreal said firmly, before the woman could try and squeeze past her a fifth time. "I think that male in the coat will start yelling at you if you step on him again, so you take my seat and I'll take yours."

Of course, the woman started yelling, and then the other people started yelling, and the usher ended up throwing most of the people in the row out of the theater.

So now Surreal had a whole half-row to herself. Score.