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Practical Etiquette [Thursday, July 25, 2013, 2nd period]

If the Danger Shop today smelled like popcorn and spilled soda that was because Josh had decided to take you all to the movies!

If you were afraid, it was because you were very, very smart.

"All you want to do is go to the theater, plonk down your forty bucks and see a movie while drinking a vat of soda and swimming in a small pool of popcorn," Josh said, "as is what I'm pretty sure is your Constitutional right."

It wasn't.

"But then other people have to come to the theater too and ruin everything. Your task today: get yourself a snack and sit through the previews and a movie without killing anyone nearby. It's gonna be harder than it sounds."
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Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it was a class on being polite, so Josh was going to try to, you know, do that.

"Okay, then I'll call you Skippy," he said. "Are you lost, Skippy?"

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonny rolled her eyes at him. "Where are the hot teachers? I don't really like old guys."

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey!" Josh protested. "I'm hot! And I'm not old."

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, grandpa. Make sure to drink your prune juice. You're like... Bel old." That was super old, Josh.

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"I taught him, I think..."

Not helping your case here, Josh.

"And I'm not a grandpa. I don't even have a cat!"

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh my god, just being near you is giving me wrinkles."

Sorry, Josh. Teenage girls are pretty much weapons of mass emotional destruction.

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't let me stop you from leaving then," Josh said dryly.

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why don't they have Eric teach? I'm sure he'd be shirtless."

And hot. Mostly hot.

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think because he catches fire if he goes outside in the daytime," Josh said. "Undead Americans do that."

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, that's lame," Nonny replied. "Can't the writers change stuff so it's like when Angel was on island?"

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think that they're different kinds of vamp--wait, what do you mean, 'writers'?" Josh asked.

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"The writers," Nonny said, like he was a slow child. "You know. Of the show? God, are you, like, method acting or something? Is this a Tom Hiddleston thing? That's so lame."

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which show?" Josh asked.

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] somaybeimatroll.livejournal.com 2013-07-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fandom. Duh."

Re: Talk to Josh or Lex!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2013-07-26 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Is it Big Block of Cheese Day and no one told me?" Josh demanded.
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