Customers? Not Always Right [Thursday, June 6, 2013]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Hello, everyone," Josh said, sipping from his cup of coffee and ignoring the screaming chaos around him. "Today you're working in a day care center."

You're soooooo welcome, class!

"Your job today is to make sure none of the rugrats kill themselves, you, or each other, and to assure their parents that each one of these little monsters is you very, very favorite."

Can you tell Josh didn't have kids?

"It's snack time right now, so get out the juice an crackers, folks."

And then he fled, like the coward he was.

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Oh God, kids.

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[nomoresportscars]

Jackson Whittemore

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[selfhelphero]

Billy Kaplan

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[notconflicted]

Marasiah Fel

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[notyetplatypus.livejournal.com]

Chaz Villette

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Mercy Thompson

Snacktime!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Do be sure that the apple juice is organic and the crackers don't have peanut butter on them.

Not that kids aren't going to smash them into crumbs anyway...

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[selfhelphero]

Billy had two little brothers, so he figured that as long as no one bit him hard enough to break the skin, he probably wouldn't lose his cool. Then he got a kid who wouldn't stop screaming and, well, he didn't scream back, but it was a near thing.

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[notyetplatypus.livejournal.com]

Chaz had been in foster homes for the past seven years, he had a lot of practice of dealing with kids of all ages. He still ended up with cracker crumbs in his hair and a bruise on his shin.

Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Or send parents to deal with him abut their little darling who won't. stop. biting. people.

OOC

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Ugh, stupid headache finally went away.