Try Not to Die!!! [Tuesday, May 21, 2013]

[sith_happened]

The Skywalkers were standing in the lobby of the Portalocity office like last week, looking relaxed. "Hopefully you enjoyed last week's class," Ben began. "Today the portal's going to take you to Amsterdam, the Netherlands, which is on the same continent as England last week, but in a different country."

Shh, someone had been learning about Earth geography and wanted to show off a bit.

Anakin looked dryly amused at that little aside. "Today you will have the choice of two different activities as detours, and then a roadblock that you all must complete. We will meet you at the end of the course. Remember that this is not a simulation, so if you annoy the locals, you are actually annoying locals. Avoid that. Your class begins...now."

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Re: Check in!

[fewer_explosions]

Slippery and annoyed, Liara climbed onto her bakfiets. She needed a shower. Urgently.

The bike fell over almost immediately. Liara called it some very unflattering things in the asari tongue (which her translator turned into 'STUPID CHEESEMONGERING BACK TRUNK BITTEN RED WASHER DROID' for some reason) and tried to get on again. And fell off. And tried to get back on. And fell back off.

By the time she got to the finish line, her bike's steering wheel in hand, she was thoroughly sick of mud, flat green fields, asphalt roads, sheep, but especially, the bakfiets. "I think this one's mass effect emitters are broken!"

Re: Check in!

[momslilassassin]

Ben held out a towel for her. "We'll have it checked," he said, nodding.

Re: Check in!

[fewer_explosions]

"Thank you," Liara muttered, and immediately slapped the towel to her face.