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Das Schnitzel breaks out her chicken to human translator and stands on a chair so she can keep an eye on the whole cafeteria. So far a whole school year without a food fight and by Colonel Sanders goatee she will not let it happen on her watch.

"Good day students. I will be serving lunch today because the Chef is unavailable." she sighs heavily "He got his head stuck in a in between some stair railings. Gloria is using Crisco on his head as we speak...he's an idiot but he's my idiot so if I hear a word against him then you will have me to deal with."

Today's Menu Is:

-Various kinds of Pizza

-Grilled Bolonga and Cheese Sandwiches

-Wild Rice

-Sweet Potato Fries

-Brownies

Comments

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I probably shouldn't give details, but I did watch two guys get left at their tables by their dates. That can't have been fun."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hmmm," she hmmm'ed chewing on a bit of fry. "That can't be good no. And you're right, it doesn't do to talk a lot of shponk about what's going on with people behind their backs. I was just worried the place might have been attacked by pirates or the sprinklers went off or something."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Attacked by pirates would have been fun, though," Walter said with a wink. "Don't you think?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Yes! Fun in all kinds of exciting ways!"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Both kinds of exciting, but that's okay. I would have been able to watch Alfred fending off a pirate boarding party wielding nothing but a ruler. Those pirates wouldn't stand a chance."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi doesn't get the whole ruler thing but thinks Walter is probably right.

"Which reminds me... I'm thinking of starting a business. When the weather gets nice again."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"What sort of business?" Walter asks, setting his pizza down to look at her. Anything Pippi has in mind is bound to be interesting.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I thought maybe once I have my longboat equipped with a sail, I could hire it out for romantic sunset cruises or trips to the mainland..." She chewed thoughtfully.

"Maybe I could contract with Barbossa to sail by in his boat and be all piratical to add a little excitement."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"That sounds like great fun!" Walter said enthusiastically. I have to wonder what might be in the waters around Fandom. Maybe you'll find a kraken."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"A crack in what?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"It's a huge sea monster from Greek myth. But nothing really seems to be myth around here, so who knows?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi can't think why Greeks would be afraid of a crack, but takes Walter's word for it.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I assume you'll just do it on weekends? I will have to try to get a day off from Alfred to take one of your cruises."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I was thinking of asking if Cafe Fina would be willing to partner up and supply delightful picnic meals, and someone to..." she waved her hand. "Serve... For very high-end clients."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"That sounds quite interesting. When you bring it up to Alfred, feel free to tell him that I wouldn't mind helping out."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Excellent." she said. "Today, the shores of Fandom... Tomorrow? The world!" she holds her half eaten sammich aloft triumphantly.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter applauded politely, grinning broadly. "Brilliant, Captain Pippi. Let me know when we set sail."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"You bet!"