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Das Schnitzel breaks out her chicken to human translator and stands on a chair so she can keep an eye on the whole cafeteria. So far a whole school year without a food fight and by Colonel Sanders goatee she will not let it happen on her watch.

"Good day students. I will be serving lunch today because the Chef is unavailable." she sighs heavily "He got his head stuck in a in between some stair railings. Gloria is using Crisco on his head as we speak...he's an idiot but he's my idiot so if I hear a word against him then you will have me to deal with."

Today's Menu Is:

-Various kinds of Pizza

-Grilled Bolonga and Cheese Sandwiches

-Wild Rice

-Sweet Potato Fries

-Brownies

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[alchemic-bean.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time it actually would have bothered Edward that a chicken was serving lunch.

Now, however, he was pumped that there was pizza.

He loaded up his tray with pizza and brownies and found a seat.