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Jack Priest ([personal profile] bitten_notshy) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2013-03-06 08:59 am

Supernatural Studies, Wednesday, Period 1

Class met in the danger shop today, which was programmed to look like a deserted urban streetscene of chain-link fences and dilapidated brick buildings. It might look slightly familiar to some of the more pop culture-savvy students, but only some distant moans revealed anything was amiss.

The only slightly off notes were the shack in one corner of the lot, helpfully labelled COFFEE HUT, in which students might find an array of hot beverages, and one equally helpfully labeled ARMORY that held an array of handguns, flamethrowers, and some more ... esoteric weapons. (The Danger Shop kept popping a box of records in there, and Jack left it.)

"Welcome," he said, after the students were gathered but before they could get too creeped out. "This is our session on zombies. In historical terms, the antecedents are stories about magic users animating corpses for their own purposes. But in many worlds, that's -- let us say evolved -- into the concept or even the reality of zombiehood as a communicable disease, spread by biting or contact with the body fluids of the undead. Those are the ones you see at Caritas and in whatever horrible movie Syfy is showing this week. Most move very slowly but some are fast. They eat human flesh and organs, especially brains, and can keep going until until their heads are destroyed no matter how rotted their bodies appear."

He glanced nervously to the side as he realized the moaning was getting louder. "And today, you'll fight them. I know normally this class is all about tolerance, but some things can't be tolerated. Weapons are in the armory, headshots and fire work best to kill them, and if you get bitten you'll be locked out of the simulation for the rest of the class." A beat as the first zombie lumbered into view and ... began a dance routine. "Good luck."
robinonadderall: ([neg] me and my baby)

Re: Sign In [3/06]

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-03-06 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Stiles Stilinski
nottrivial: (fact: zombie)

Re: Sign In [3/06]

[personal profile] nottrivial 2013-03-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec Lightwood
nomoresportscars: ([spec possessed] Intense.)

Re: Sign In [3/06]

[personal profile] nomoresportscars 2013-03-06 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Jackson Whittemore

Re: Sign In [3/06]

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar
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Re: Sign In [3/06]

[personal profile] walkswithcoyote 2013-03-06 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Mercy Thompson

(There are zombies in the new Mercy Thompson book!)

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[identity profile] seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com 2013-03-07 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Percy Jackson
selfhelphero: ([neu] the covers will protect me)

Re: Sign In [3/06]

[personal profile] selfhelphero 2013-03-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Billy Kaplan

Re: Sign In [3/06]

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2013-03-07 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
James of Krondor

Re: Listen to the Lecture [3/06]

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sholeh was trying to listen to the lecture, but the moaning was definitely making her nervous.

=It's okay, little sister,= Zeela soothed. =If this were real, I'd come into view and do all the ass-kicking for you.=

That made Sholeh feel better, at least until Zeela added, =Though we'd probably end up tripping and dying because of those ridiculous skirts you always wear.=

Thanks, Zee.

Re: Listen to the Lecture [3/06]

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2013-03-07 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
His bump of trouble making him feel uneasy, James managed to convince himself that nothing was amiss. He was almost successful.
nottrivial: (pos: briefly exhilirated)

Re: Kill Zombies [3/06]

[personal profile] nottrivial 2013-03-06 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Alec was actually relieved that they were fighting the zombies instead of talking about the pros and cons of being one. It had been too long since he'd fought something creepy. He'd just be kicking ass this period, thanks.

Re: Kill Zombies [3/06]

[identity profile] 3girls-1core.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Stay back!" Sholeh said sharply, trying to keep the zombies at bay with a weapon that she didn't much know how to use. But it was long, so it worked for poking, she guessed. "Don't come any closer!"

Yeah, she was pretty doomed.

Re: Kill Zombies [3/06]

[identity profile] nips-your-nose.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack didn't seem too bothered by any of this, really. None of the zombies that approached him could get within the range of his staff without him freezing them solid, after all.

Sometimes, being Jack Frost was pretty useful.

Re: Kill Zombies [3/06]

[identity profile] squire-hand.livejournal.com 2013-03-07 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Armed with a crossbow in hand and sword on his belt, James began attacking any undead creatures who ventured in his direction, memories of the carnage at Armengar held at bay.
robinonadderall: ([neg] sneaky sneaky sir)

Re: Talk to the Teacher + TAs [3/06]

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2013-03-06 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Stiles was going to stay hidden with a baseball bat. He didn't trust himself with a gun, even in a simulation.