Jaina Solo Fel (
solo_sword) wrote in
fandomhigh2013-03-03 10:06 pm
Entry tags:
Flight- Monday- 3rd period
By third period at least, the Danger Shop had been programmed, and once again the students would find themselves in a field, with Jaina standing next to a couple of crates.
"Welcome back, everbody. We're obviously not in ships today, but you do get to use something that you probably don't get to much in your normal lives." And with that, Jaina reached into one of the crates and pulled out a jetpack. "This a jetpack. It's from my galaxy, because while I know you occasionally hear about someone trying it here, it's often terrifying. At least I'm sure we've worked out this particular technology. You're going to wear a helmet so that you can control it using voice commands. Basically what you're doing today is getting to try them out and fly around as you want without burning off any body parts. Just as long as no one crashes into each other in purpose or tries to pick midair fights. For some reason I want to get that out there before anyone tries it."
"Welcome back, everbody. We're obviously not in ships today, but you do get to use something that you probably don't get to much in your normal lives." And with that, Jaina reached into one of the crates and pulled out a jetpack. "This a jetpack. It's from my galaxy, because while I know you occasionally hear about someone trying it here, it's often terrifying. At least I'm sure we've worked out this particular technology. You're going to wear a helmet so that you can control it using voice commands. Basically what you're doing today is getting to try them out and fly around as you want without burning off any body parts. Just as long as no one crashes into each other in purpose or tries to pick midair fights. For some reason I want to get that out there before anyone tries it."

Re: Jetpacks!
He also didn't quite get the concept of voice commands. The jetpack managed to understand "Go left, you stupid pile of crap! Do what I say! Stop sucking!" almost as easily as it understood "left" -- but the reaction time was slower.
On top of that, he was trying to crash into other students on purpose and start mid-air fights, but they kept moving around on him.
And that was why he crashed and burned faster than a Mandalorian in a sarlaac pit.