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fandomhigh2013-02-15 08:05 am
Entry tags:
Sex Ed, Friday, Period Two
Class was once again being held in the Danger Shop, which this time around was done up to look like a fancy ballroom.
“I am told that tonight’s festivities are being held to celebrate a Saint Valentine, who is traditionally associated with romantic activities.” Thor said to the class.
“That’s correct,” Steve confirmed. “Getting into the theology involved in yesterday’s holiday isn’t necessary, but this is a time to celebrate the one you love and give them gifts.” He paused, then added, “Today is also a great day to pick up chocolate half price, if anyone would like to know. But the main attraction of the day is the dance.”
“Which brings us to today’s topic!” Thor continued. “Dancing! It is not strictly related to sexual education, but it is about providing pleasure to your partner, which is always important!”
“While that’s not exactly how I would have phrased it,” Steve said slowly, because, well, yes, “Thor’s right. It is important to be considerate of your partner while dancing and make sure you’re both having fun and not getting your toes stepped on, and those lessons carry over to other parts of relationships as well.”
Thor pressed a button and a pair of holographic dancers shimmered to life. As music began to play, they demonstrated a sequence of steps to the class. If either teacher thought it was at all odd that the male dancer was wearing a Marie Antoinette-esque ballroom gown and the female a punk rock costume, they weren’t saying anything. Once finished, they took a quick bow and then disappeared again.
“Pair up and practice,” Thor instructed.
“And again,” Steve said, “Do try to avoid your partner’s toes.”
After class, when the students went to leave the Danger Room, they would find a small table by the door with a bowl of condoms on it. No commentary. No judgment. It was just available. Because of reasons.
“I am told that tonight’s festivities are being held to celebrate a Saint Valentine, who is traditionally associated with romantic activities.” Thor said to the class.
“That’s correct,” Steve confirmed. “Getting into the theology involved in yesterday’s holiday isn’t necessary, but this is a time to celebrate the one you love and give them gifts.” He paused, then added, “Today is also a great day to pick up chocolate half price, if anyone would like to know. But the main attraction of the day is the dance.”
“Which brings us to today’s topic!” Thor continued. “Dancing! It is not strictly related to sexual education, but it is about providing pleasure to your partner, which is always important!”
“While that’s not exactly how I would have phrased it,” Steve said slowly, because, well, yes, “Thor’s right. It is important to be considerate of your partner while dancing and make sure you’re both having fun and not getting your toes stepped on, and those lessons carry over to other parts of relationships as well.”
Thor pressed a button and a pair of holographic dancers shimmered to life. As music began to play, they demonstrated a sequence of steps to the class. If either teacher thought it was at all odd that the male dancer was wearing a Marie Antoinette-esque ballroom gown and the female a punk rock costume, they weren’t saying anything. Once finished, they took a quick bow and then disappeared again.
“Pair up and practice,” Thor instructed.
“And again,” Steve said, “Do try to avoid your partner’s toes.”
After class, when the students went to leave the Danger Room, they would find a small table by the door with a bowl of condoms on it. No commentary. No judgment. It was just available. Because of reasons.

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