fandomhigh | Sex Ed (Friday, Period 2)

As the students filed in, they’d see- well. Your typical classroom, honestly. Desks, chairs...

Ridiculously built blonds at the front of the classroom.

Yep.

“Good morning, class!” the one with the cape greeted exuberantly.

“Yes, good morning!” the one in the button-down shirt agreed, somewhat less exuberantly, but still pretty cheerful. “Welcome to Sex Ed. If you think you didn’t sign up for Sex Ed...not so fast, check the roster before you sneak out. You might be surprised.” And probably needed to hear what they were going to say. “I’m Mr. Rogers--not that Mr. Rogers--and this is Thor.” Yes, that Thor. “We’re your teachers for the semester.”

“Now, while I do recognize some of you,” and Thor was just going to take a moment to offer a grin and a wink to any familiar faces out there, because that was how he rolled, “there are some who I do not know, and I suspect Mr. Rogers is in the same boat as I. So! Please, introduce yourselves. Your name, grade, and- one thing you would like to learn about during our time together.”

Because that didn’t hold possibilities for awkwardness at all.

“Please remember this is a classroom, and keep it PG-13,” Steve added hastily. “And be respectful of your fellow students at all times.” Or else Steve would be disappointed at you, and no one wanted that. “You don’t have to agree on everything, but we’ll tolerate no shaming of others in this classroom.”

“Indeed,” Thor nodded, his typical jovial expression turning momentarily serious. It was pretty hard to get on his bad side, but you really, really did not want to be there. “You, start us off,” he added, pointing randomly.

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Like it's your first week of Sex Ed!

Stacey McGill

Jace Wayland

Bay Kennish

Darcy Lewis

Miriam Black

Tony Stark

Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar

George Drayton

Alec Lightwood

Hanna Marin

Jessica Drew

Billy Kaplan

Alex Aaron

Kenzi

Listen, wonder how you wound up here, objectify your teachers, etc.

You know the drill.

"My name's Stacey McGill, I'm a sophomore, and I'll learn anything you want to teach me."

She honestly didn't mean that the way it sounded. Which might be obvious given the way she frowned as soon as she realized what she'd said.

"Hi, I'm Bay Kennish, I'm a junior, and I want to learn about how come guys cheat."

Wait, was that really a sex ed question? Oh well.

"I'm Darcy Lewis, I'm a Senior, and I'm here because I have a horrible sense of humor." Darcy said with a grin, not really answering the actual question.

"Miriam Black, senior," Miriam said. "I'm not really here to learn anything. It just looked like the most fun option, and Thor's fucking hot."

"I'm Tony, a senior, and strongly questioning my life choices for ending up in this class." A beat. "No offense."

There was going to be a lot of blushing and stuttering as Sholeh tried to get her introduction out. "I'm Sholeh. Uhh, Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar's my full name. I'm a sophomore and..."

There was just going to be some inaudible squeaking noises.

"I like learning?"

"I'm George, a sophomore." He nodded the vaguest hint of a bow, and smiled. "I... suppose I would just like to learn how uh, courting is done in this universe. I fear differently than my own."

Actually, he knew it was different, because he had discovered the internet early on. But there was reading online, and there was hearing from (presumably) reliable direct sources.

Oh, Alec had not meant to sign up for this.

"Alec Lightwood," he sighed, "senior, and I, uh, I'm open to... any kind of learning."

Exactly what Stacey had said, but less dirty-sounding, hopefully.

"I'm Hanna Marin, I'm a senior, and there isn't really anything specific I want to learn. Guess I just thought it'd be good to have a class like this before college?"

She mentally facepalmed. That sounded so silly.

It was possible - POSSIBLE - that Jessica signed up for this class just to make Nick Fury wonder what the hell was going on whenever he reviewed her reports.

"Hi. I'm Jessica Drew. I'm a junior. And I'd like to learn about, you know, stuff. That's as specific as I'm going to get right now."

This class had seemed like such a good idea in theory, but now that Billy was actually sitting in front of the combination of Steve and Thor, he found himself a little speechless. "Um. Billy Kaplan, junior, and I just like learning about this stuff. I mean, I find any knowledge I can get about anything useful. Yeah."

"Alex Aaron, I'm a sophomore, and...I guess...safe...stuff?" he managed. He was slightly pink.

His dad had given him the talk and all but he really was not sure how much of it applied to the 21st century.

Once they ping in.

Thor was there, grinning broadly and generally looking all approachable and stuff.

[ooc: I am on the slowest of plays as I'll be pinging between school and work.]

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