fandomhigh | Friendship 101, Wednesday, Period 2

Pinkie had the Danger Shop programmed to resemble a bucolic field, almost cartoon-like in its bright cheerfulness, full of lush green grass and tiny pink and purple flowers.

At one end of the field was a copse of trees, behind which lurked a slightly dilapidated creepy shack.

Pinkie was willing to make some concessions to Derek's personal style. Because Pinkie was nice like that. Unlike the other teacher there.

The moment class was scheduled to begin, the Danger Shop doors slid shut (hope no one was late on their first day), and a breeze kicked up, making the tiny flowers sway and dance. A vibrant pink, purple, and yellow hot air balloon drifted over the gathered students and slowly, as if by magic, came to a gentle landing on a clear patch of grass. Pinkie leaned over the side of the basket, madly waving her hooves. Derek glowered. As was his wont. Pinkie leaped from the basket, struck a pose, and without further ado, began to sing:

"You are all our students, YAY!
You make us shout hip hip hooRAY!
So we will start our class today,
with a happy, happy song!*
TAKE IT, DEREK!"

Pinkie jumped to the side, tossing a top hat and black cane at Derek. Both of which were watched as they fell to the floor after hitting him. Because Derek was not meant for musical theater, kids. Terribly sorry about that.

"Hi." That was downright cheerful for him!

Pinkie blinked. Then started applauding. "Let's hear it for Derek Hale, fillies and gentlecolts!" When the applause died down -- or, well, hers did, anyway -- Pinkie threw her hooves in the air again and beamed at the students. "And I'm Pinkie Pie! And this. . . ." Was that an actual drum roll? ". . . is FRIENDSHIP 101!"

Derek rubbed his forehead for a moment, as though to clear his thoughts of all the insanity that went hand in hand with Pinkie. "If you're in the wrong class, leave now." Like he wished he could... "If not, introduce yourselves."

He was going about this all wrong. Pinkie should have made him rehearse.

"You could tell us your name!" she said. "Ooo! And your favorite color. And OH OH OH! Tell us about your bestest friend in the WHOOOOOLE wide multiverse! That'll be fun, right, Derek?"

"Sure." Loads of fun for all!

"Ooo, and we could use some TAs." Pinkie nodded seriously. "TAing for Friendship is very important work."

* tune unknown. Feel free to make it up yourself!

[ooc: cowritten with the delightful

justlurkinghere, natch]

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Pinkie noticed the glancing, and deep inside her ~~probably felted~~ mind started to plot. "Ooo," she said outloud, not really paying attention to what she was saying. "Tell us about some of those, then!"

"Um... well, my roommate Billy is great. And there's a girl named Yeul who's been a good friend and this guy Cade. They've been really supportive of me and -"

Yeah, probably didn't need to announce they'd gone with her when she went to get her tattoo.

And while she was getting better about putting her coyote-ness out there, she thought maybe she'd better wait and talk to the werewolf and figure out if he wanted to kill her before she announced it here.

"Yeah. They've been good friends."

"Sounds like it!" Pinkie cheered, and then, without warning, she was up next to Mercy, leaning in with a surreptitious wink.

"Soooooooooooo," she said -- fortunately actually quietly. "You been makin' eyes at my co-teacher."

There might be some misinterpretation going on, here. It was hard to know what glances meant when nopony's eyes turned into hearts!

Mercy's eyes went huge. "What?! Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. I just, um, I just was curious because,"

Oy. What could she use as a good reason that Pinkie would buy?

"He just, doesn't seem very happy, you know? And he's working with you, so..."

"Oh, he's just naturally grumpy," Pinkie said, sitting up straight again. "But good eye! Maybe you should be a TA!"

"Uh..." That stumped her. And since she couldn't quite think quick enough to come up with a reason why she shouldn't, she ended up just giving in.

"Okay?"

"Yay!" Pinkie threw her hooves up into a wide V, then tried to hug Mercy.

Mercy let herself be hugged, though she might have been a bit flaily about it.

"Um, okay, thanks," she said, trying to pat Pinkie on the back or, whatever.

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