Yakko's World, Thursday, Period 2

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When class started, the lights turned out briefly before a spotlight started sweeping across the stage. An announcer (Yakko) announced, "It's time for that semesterly game show, LETS. TAKE. A FINAL! And here's the host of Let's Take a Final, Yakkooooooooooooooo WAAAAAAAAARNEEEEEEEEEER."

Yakko entered through the door as the spotlight caught him. Once he jogged to a podium in the front of the room, the lights turned back on and Yakko was ready to start.

"Welcome to Let's Take a Final, everyone! We have three rounds here to let you know whether or not you pass the class, so step right up!"

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ROUND 3: The Final Grade

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"And now we come to the final round... The one that will officially determine your score... The one that will render everything you've done the past hour completely meaningless... Here on the stage, we have a privacy booth containing three boxes. Pick Box #1, Box #2, or Box #3 to find out what grade you've won! The rest of your classmates can't see or hear what happens inside the booth, but I can and our home audience definitely can!"

"So step in the booth and get picking!"

For every student, Box #1 would contain a card with the letter B. Box #2 would contain a card with the letter A. Box #3 would contain a bunny wearing a top hat. A note on the hat read, "C. You do not get to keep the bunny. He is just here to make you feel better about your C.

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Ace got the B box.

Then frowned and tried the other two. "Bunny!"

She'd be over in the corner wearing a top hat, enjoying her C, and petting the rabbit until somebody took it away from her.