http://vaguelyretired.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] vaguelyretired.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2012-11-16 07:01 am

Student Council [Friday, Lunchtime]

"Good afternoon!" Minerva said cheerfully, once everyone had arrived for the meeting. There were a number of assorted pizzas out on the table so no one would leave hungry. "It's wonderful to see you all again. I believe our only business to discuss is the matter of our Thanksgiving celebration for those who will be staying for the holiday. Karla was kind enough to offer to help things get arranged; who else would like to help?"
abitlowkey: (about to lie to you)

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[personal profile] abitlowkey 2012-11-17 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
"That perhaps your womanly talents lie outside the kitchen." A beat. "For few enjoy poison."
wasthecuteone: (mistrustful Petra is mistrustful)

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[personal profile] wasthecuteone 2012-11-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, the Student Council president was going to step in before there was bloodshed. "Hey! Ix-nay on the 'womanly talents' sexist talk," Petra told Loki, and then she turned to Karla and said, "Karla, I think what Loki is trying to say is..." There was no polite way to say this. "Well, it's just that...do you remember last year's rolls?"
glacial_queen: (Head-Duck 3)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2012-11-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Poison is a major part of the Black Widow caste, yes," Karla said, thinking that maybe Loki had gotten confused. "But I wouldn't be brewing any in the..." she paused as Petra brought up the rolls. "I wasn't at dinner last year. Did everyone enjoy them?"
abitlowkey: (shit I read this in a book)

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[personal profile] abitlowkey 2012-11-17 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Your culinary talents are that of horrific legend," Loki chimed in once he was done sticking his tongue out at Petra. For he was the maturest of all the gods on the island. "I think I would sooner feast upon the entrails of the undead than something made by thine hands."
wasthecuteone: (well this is awkward)

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[personal profile] wasthecuteone 2012-11-17 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I think what Loki is trying to say here," Petra said again, with more force and a glare in Loki's direction this time, "is...well actually, no, I think that is what Loki's trying to say here."
Edited 2012-11-17 04:35 (UTC)
abitlowkey: (smile!)

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[personal profile] abitlowkey 2012-11-17 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Like zombies! I have wanted to watch the tales of those surviving the zombie apocalypse," Loki added gleefully. "The Shambling Undead? I have been assured feels will be had."

Loki. What. How is that relevant?
glacial_queen: (Eye-roll)

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[personal profile] glacial_queen 2012-11-17 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh because that's relevant," Karla said, rolling her eyes. "Are you just here to offer wild pig and then shoot down everyone else's ideas?"

And offer advice about quality entertainment!
abitlowkey: (about to lie to you)

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[personal profile] abitlowkey 2012-11-17 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I have only shot down yours," Loki replied thoughtfully. "For I care that we not poison those who voted for us. It would make my re-election most difficult should it be known that I had not stopped such a tragedy."

A beat.

"And then the Avengers would attack."

THEY ALWAYS ATTACK WHILE HE MINDS HIS OWN BUSINESS.