http://hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2012-11-08 11:04 am
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How To Not Do Things, Thursday, Period One

Today, the Danger Shop was set up to resemble a large suburban mall. Apart from the extra-wide escalators, the cluster of no fewer than five Sweetums shops on the second floor, and the somewhat sketchy-looking signs directing shoppers to the 'SPAwnee' relaxation center across the street, it looked like a perfectly ordinary shopping center.

"This is a mall," April said, just in case she had any space kids in her class or something. "You all have to pick one of the stores to hypothetically work at. You guys have forty minutes to wander around and decide on the one that you think would be the least amount of effort, then meet at the Sweetums next to Build-a-Bear and discuss."

Mmm, Sweetums.

"Go."
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[identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
"I like that thinking," April said with a nod. "But you might be stuck with spa perfume smell for life."

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[identity profile] thatwasafreebie.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Better that than smelled like French fries," Maeby said with a shudder. "Or the chocolate from the banana stand."

Seriously, fuck the banana stand.

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[identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"There's a banana stand?" That sounded like a shit business model if April had ever heard one. In her humble opinion, anyway. "The hell?"

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[identity profile] thatwasafreebie.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Not here," Maeby explained. "Back home. This ... family tradition thing. You have to stand inside this huge wooden banana and there wasn't even any AC for the longest time. It sucked."

(sorry zomg I was watching your canon. and then rewatching it.)

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[identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"...Nothing that counts as family time should ever involve huge wooden bananas," April said, just because that needed to be put on the table right away. "And that's disgusting. Ugh. Wow."

She seriously felt bad for you, Maeby.

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[identity profile] thatwasafreebie.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I know, right?" Maeby said. "Apparently it's the only bit of the business that Pop-Pop wasn't stealing money from."

Yeah. All things considered, George Bluth was probably laundering money through it, instead. There was a reason he was in jail.

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[identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com 2012-11-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
"...How much money can frozen bananas really make?"

Oh, April. THERE WAS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND.
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