How To Not Do Things, Thursday, Period One

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Today, the Danger Shop was set up to resemble a large suburban mall. Apart from the extra-wide escalators, the cluster of no fewer than five Sweetums shops on the second floor, and the somewhat sketchy-looking signs directing shoppers to the 'SPAwnee' relaxation center across the street, it looked like a perfectly ordinary shopping center.

"This is a mall," April said, just in case she had any space kids in her class or something. "You all have to pick one of the stores to hypothetically work at. You guys have forty minutes to wander around and decide on the one that you think would be the least amount of effort, then meet at the Sweetums next to Build-a-Bear and discuss."

Mmm, Sweetums.

"Go."

Comments

Wander!

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

You can actually shop in the simulation, if you so choose. Or go right to the food court or the arcade. April really couldn't care less.

Re: Wander!

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Bucky found the Brookstone, curled up on one of their massage chair floor models, and fell asleep.

Re: Wander!

[thatwasafreebie.livejournal.com]

Maeby was going for the Sweetums shops. And getting enormous bags of candy. This class ruled.