Model United Nations, Wednesday, period 1

[locointhecoco]

"Hi everypony!" Pinkie greeted at the top of the class. "I hope you all had fun weekends, especially if you were itty bitty teeny baby fillies and colts! Or whatever you call teeny weeny baby humans. I thought that would make a great topic for our discussion today: what sorts of elements do you think are required for baby people to grow up into effective and successful adult people? Do they need sunshine and smiles? Or just a roof over their head and food? How much should the international community dictate child-rearing policy to other nations? Do you think it's fair for a body like the United Nations to make those decisions for the whole community?"

Somepony had been doing research. Apparently, her weekend reversion to a joyless, smileless state had had more of an effect on Pinkie than she cared to admit.

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Re: Discussion

[monkeymonkeydie.livejournal.com]

"How are we supposed to know what babies need?!" Bucky asked. "Probably, like, water and dirt and sunlight, or something like that. Maybe food." He shrugged. "It doesn't matter! It's not the business of the U.N. to tell any country what it can and can't do with its demonspawn!"