Study Hall -- Tuesday, September 13th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Tuesday's study hall. Please try not to blow anything up.

A few announcements:

-- It's been requested that trulydeath please post office hours so that the students may know when to visit.

-- Yesterday's Junior Achievers meeting was apparently a rousing success. (OOC: As evidenced by the three hundred emails in my account when I got off work yesterday. HEE! I love email. :)) Junior Achievers should understand that I will not tolerate more than one attempt a week to take over any and all worlds, planets and dimensions without the proper permission slips.

-- Please be informed that there was a sighting of a student being shoved into locker 327. If someone could retrieve her from whichever world she landed in, it would be appreciated. If not ... well, hell, I'm sure she'll wander back eventually. Hopefully, with all of the limbs she left with.

-- The cafeteria staff would like to warn the student body that they wouldn't recommend the sweet potatoes (because they could cause you to spend the rest of the day spontaneously bursting into Billy Joel lyrics at the top of your lungs), the macaroni and cheese (because it could either cause all of your hair to fall out or grow exponentially, depending on the dosage), or the cheeseburgers (because they taste awful and are made with neither cheese nor burger).

-- There may be a small gremlin infestation in the study hall bookshelves. That's your warning.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*wanders in and takes a seat as far away from the shelves as possible, clutching a crudely made slingshot*

*sings* "Captain Jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island . . ."

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*glares at Anders*

Can you keep it down?

*Nurses hangover*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Sorry, can't help you there, buddy, take it up with the --



-- cafeteria cooks.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Points to giant mullet which has grown another foot*

"Yeah. I've got a bone to pick with them too."

*Takes more advil. Drinks more water."

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*sits across from Anders*

*takes out dagger and whetstone*

*points to slingshot*

You make that yourself?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*eyes the dagger with considerable trepidation*

Yeah, stopgap measure, cheesy, I know. But I -- -- don't wanna get chomped by those frakking gremlins again.

*eyes dagger nervously some more and gestures toward manofthemullet* Mac and cheese victim over there could use a hair intervention.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

Uh... doesn't anyone here use scissors?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

What are scissors?

*gets up and stands behind MacGyver*

Now hold still. Unless you'd like to lose an ear.

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Winces - but holds very still*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto carefully hacks at Mac's hair for several minutes*

*The end result is shaggier, somewhat uneven and a tad too short, but far from the worst haircut ever*

All done.

*grins brightly*

[manofthemullet.livejournal.com]

*Looks at shaggy ends in window and realizes this woman could break him in two without breaking a sweat*

Looks GREAT!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*happily pats Mac on the head*

You're welcome!

[swerval_zero]

*grins and pats her new weapon*

Relax, Anders. I came prepared.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Cool.

[swerval_zero]

Isn't it just?