ext_150768 ([identity profile] principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-13 10:01 am
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Study Hall -- Tuesday, September 13th

Welcome to Tuesday's study hall. Please try not to blow anything up.

A few announcements:

-- It's been requested that [livejournal.com profile] trulydeath please post office hours so that the students may know when to visit.

-- Yesterday's Junior Achievers meeting was apparently a rousing success. (OOC: As evidenced by the three hundred emails in my account when I got off work yesterday. HEE! I love email. :)) Junior Achievers should understand that I will not tolerate more than one attempt a week to take over any and all worlds, planets and dimensions without the proper permission slips.

-- Please be informed that there was a sighting of a student being shoved into locker 327. If someone could retrieve her from whichever world she landed in, it would be appreciated. If not ... well, hell, I'm sure she'll wander back eventually. Hopefully, with all of the limbs she left with.

-- The cafeteria staff would like to warn the student body that they wouldn't recommend the sweet potatoes (because they could cause you to spend the rest of the day spontaneously bursting into Billy Joel lyrics at the top of your lungs), the macaroni and cheese (because it could either cause all of your hair to fall out or grow exponentially, depending on the dosage), or the cheeseburgers (because they taste awful and are made with neither cheese nor burger).

-- There may be a small gremlin infestation in the study hall bookshelves. That's your warning.

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... doesn't anyone here use scissors?

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What are scissors?

*gets up and stands behind MacGyver*

Now hold still. Unless you'd like to lose an ear.

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
*Winces - but holds very still*

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
*Callisto carefully hacks at Mac's hair for several minutes*

*The end result is shaggier, somewhat uneven and a tad too short, but far from the worst haircut ever*

All done.

*grins brightly*

[identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
*Looks at shaggy ends in window and realizes this woman could break him in two without breaking a sweat*

Looks GREAT!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
*happily pats Mac on the head*

You're welcome!