fandomhigh | That's Not What Happened: An Asgardian’s Guide to Norse Mythology [Thursday, Period Three]

Instead of Thor standing in front of the class, there was a Loki. A Loki, a magpie, and a corgi that was dressed up in a miniature version of Thor's helm and cloak.

That was... totally normal, Loki. Yeah.

"Greetings, classmates! Mine brother has been turned into a dog, so it is upon me to teach you the wonders of our land," Loki said brightly. Seriously, nothing could ever go wrong here. Nothing at all. "Today you will learn of the Asgard that I am familiar with. As I am certain, due to the multiuniversal nature of our island, will not be the same as our esteemed teacher's."

Their adorable teacher.

"I did not live in the Asgard known to Midgardians through myths, it had been destroyed by the cycle of Ragnorak that ended the realms beyond this one." Makes perfect sense, people. "When I was awakened and knew my true name, the city was once more in ruins from a battle that had been instigated by, and then ended the life of my predecessor. The once beautiful city of the Aesir was reduced to rubble, filled with refugees of the Nine Realms who had been newly awakened from the minds and souls of humans across the world. That is the Asgard I have known. It does not reside upon the great tree Yggdrasil as it once did, the tree has been split in twain and bleeds upon the land of Oklahoma where the great towers had been rebuilt by Thor in an attempt to return our people to glory."

A beat.

"Though, despite all that, I have found I quite enjoy Midgard in all my time here. The diversions are much more interesting. I have amassed a great collection of popular culture thanks to the most wondrous bits of torrents."

It was possible he missed the point of the class. Possible, but unlikely. Loki did what he wanted!

"I suppose we must do something of a more studious nature. If you were to rebuild a great city of mythical fame upon the Earth, where would you do so and why?"

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ADORABLY!

Miriam Black

Shira

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Oddly enough, an accurate description of Thor's comics since he came back to life after Civil War.

So the kid was in charge and they were claiming the hot crazy teacher was a dog. Okay then! At least Miriam couldn't say Fandom and her classes were boring.

Shira was too busy finding the Corgi adorable to pay complete attention.

She had a feeling she wasn't missing much.

Matt tried to take mental notes on the lecture. He really did.

But the whole Asgard thing in Oklahoma was... odd.

Really? Oklahoma?

Cassidy thought Loki made a really awesome teacher.

Don't encourage him, Cassidy.

Alex bet Loki had turned Thor into that dog.

But he couldn't fault his facts.

Because Oklahoma is just special.

"Australia," Miriam said, shrugging. "Because they have room. And it'd be fun to watch people fend off all the poisonous snakes and spiders. Keeps them on their toes."

Good as any answer she supposed.

"Olympus already does this," Luke said. "It situates itself where the heart of Western Civilization is. Right now it's in Manhattan."

The Empire State Building, if you wanted to get specific.

"But I guess I'd pick someplace warmer, maybe in California. The entrance to the Underworld is already in Los Angeles so...I don't know, San Diego or something?"

"That would make sense," Loki replied. "Hela was in Los Vegas before negotiating for a portion of Hell to rule."

Hot places and the afterlife, yo.

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"Well, Oklahoma seemed to be working out pretty well until you got it broken," Alex said.

Also, got his dad killed. Couldn't forget that part, Loki.

Loki stuck his tongue out at that. "I was not yet alive, Ares-Son."

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Or the Thorgi. Both were there.

Alex glared suspiciously at Loki. "Did you turn Thor into a dog?"

Loki peered down at the dog. "I believed it was one of the quirks of the island."

Meaning he lacked the power necessary to do that sort of spell.

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I do what I want!

Corgi!

... yeah, I have nothing productive to add. lol

THORGI!

What? No Throg? Sure. Just DISS the Pet Avengers why don't you?

At least there was no mention of Clor. DAMN YOU, CLOR!

I can't seem to get Cassidy to stop fangirling Loki.

It's because he's just so adorbs. God of lies, mischief, and adorableness.

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