Fandom High Welcome Picnic, Front Lawn of the School, All Day: Part I

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Well.

It was raining popsicles and suntan lotion today. Because Fandom liked to make the newbies cry sometimes. Yes, the island had a sense of humor about these things.

We've all learned to accept that and move on with our lives. Well, all of us except for Britta. But she's the worst.

[Please wait for OCD is up! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting siblings, roommates, and teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening here and here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible.]

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Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"No ponies," Evan had to admit, "but sometimes the cafeteria would decide to attack us all out of nowhere? And our Vice-Principal was blue and furry."

... Actually, a lot of people were blue and furry. For as terrible as his world was for mutants, it really did seem to have a think for furry blue people.

"If there was ever random stuff where it wasn't supposed to be, we'd just blame it on the Bamfs."

[LJ has been extra moody today!]

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"I don't think the cafeteria's ever gone rogue." Richie shrugged. "At least not that I ever saw." Careful boys, you'll give the island ideas.

"What's a Bamf? That like a gremlin? They bite and the bites make you go a little, uh, crazy for a while."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

That was just what they needed! The school turning around and attacking them because either it was bored, or the Shi'ar technology that ran the Danger Shop was a little glitchy.

"They're kind of more like... I think it would be easiest to think of them like little blue furry elves or something. With tails. They run around and they steal our stuff, and maybe they do bite, but I don't think people go nuts when they do."

Except for that all-important freaking out that happened because they were just bitten by a freaking Bamf.

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Or maybe the Danger Shop would just get angry because that was in no way a silly, silly plotline, Joss.

"The gremlins are green," Richie said. "Not so furry. Pretty sure they run off with stuff occasionally though. Try not to get bit and if you do try and make sure nobody's got a video camera. Or a phone that does video."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

If nothing else, at least Danger had a killer set of hips?

"Would I have time to check for cameras after being bitten?" A totally valid thing to take into consideration! "I mean, before I start feeling... weird, or whatever, from the bite?"

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"Probably not," Richie admitted. "But I've never actually been bitten yet so maybe. Just be prepared and watch your ankles." Oh dear, Richie, did you just doom yourself to a gremlin bite?

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

Oh, Richie. Now you were doomed, weren't you? Dooooomed.

"I'll just keep my head down while I walk," Evan replied, smiling a little. "My ankles don't usually tend to get so far ahead of me that I can't keep track, at least."

Little mutant humor, there.

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Poor, doomed Richie.

"Hard to walk if your ankles are off doing their own thing," Richie said. "Although I've never tried it."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"It takes a bit of practice, mostly." Evan shrugged. "And some really, really flexible legs."

Come on, who out there didn't wish they could be over here while their ankles wandered off to have adventures without them?

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"I think I'll stick with keeping my legs in one piece. But if you want to let your ankles wander off I'm not gonna stop you. That," Richie said with a grin, "is not part of my job description as a big brother."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"I'm responsible for my own ankles," Evan laughed, "got it. I'll be sure to keep them where I can see them, if only so that I don't have to worry about being chewed on by little green guys."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"If you or they do get chewed on, come find me when you're recovered and I'll buy you a drink at Caritas," Richie promised. "That's in the job description."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

And of all the things that Evan had seen lately, this was the one that apparently was going to blow his little mind.

"They let people our age drink here?"

[Bedtime for me! SP?]

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Richie laughed. "At the one bar, yeah. Devil's Nest cards so I only ever went there when I was 6 for the weekend. They'll serve you at Caritas. You gotta deal with the zombie band as a tradeoff though."

[Works for me!]

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"I think my parents would ground me for a month if they found o- Six for a weekend?"

There were some levels of weirdness that even Evan couldn't grok, apparently.

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

Richie laughed at that. "Yeah, it's a thing. Turning into little kids, or animals, or girls." Richie paused and shook his head. "I definitely preferred being six to being a girl. That was just weird."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

Evan gave his head a slow little shake. Yeah, that sort of took some getting used to, even he would admit.

"I really don't think I'd handle turning into a girl very well," he decided. "At least I have experience at being six, you know?"

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"I don't think most of us handle it all that well," Richie admitted. "I mostly hid in my room that weekend. It always goes away. So at least there's that."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"I guess that's a bonus," Evan allowed. "I mean, it's... weird that this sort of thing just sort of happens here, but at least it goes away. Does anyone know what causes it?"

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"As far as I can tell," Richie said, "the island just thinks it's funny to mess with all of us. I have no idea though. I just try and go with it. Thinking about it too much just makes my head hurt."

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"That's probably the easiest way to do it," Evan replied after another moment taken to digest all of that. "I'm used to some kind of strange stuff, by most normal standards, but Krakoa back home couldn't change what we were. Just... make trees grow, and things like that."

That's right. The very ground underfoot back at the Jean Grey School was a mutant. What was Fandom's excuse?

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"That sounds almost normal compared to here. Trees just popped up randomly or what? I don't think that's happened here." Careful Richie, you'll give Fandom even more ideas.

Fandom has no excuse. Fandom needs no excuse.

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"Not really randomly," Evan replied, shaking his head. "The ground our school was built on was a kind of... hive-mind consciousness. Krakoa. So if we asked it nicely, it would make trees grow, or flowers. Um... One of the students peed in the flower bed, once. Krakoa got kind of angry about that."

As was rightly so!

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[richieryan.livejournal.com]

"Huh. Not sure if the randomness is better or worse than a place that's actively responding to you," Richie mused. "I'd be worried if the island started doing what we asked it to." Because that would mean it was listening, all the time. "And I'd be really worried about pissing it off. What'd your place do to the guy who peed in the flowers?"

Re: Meet Your Big/Little Sibling (Summer 2012)

[genesishero]

"I think it might have picked him up and thrown him around a bit? I wasn't actually there to see what happened. The student was fine, though."

So wasn't that a relief?

"Anyway, you probably shouldn't go peeing in flower beds in the first place. Especially when you know that the ground is alive. I wouldn't want to be peed on, either."