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Heppy Thoorsdey iferyune-a! Des Schneetzel seems tu hefe-a cooght a culd...I vuoold meke-a her cheeckee nuudle-a suoop boot I fuoond thet tu be-a a leettle-a gruss.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeckee Nuudle-a Suoop (seence-a yuoo ere-a hoomuns I cun geefe-a thees tu yuoo)

-Purk Chups

-Epplesooce-a

-Sveet Putetu Freees

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Manilow?" Pip said. "Well, to each his own. Anything else interesting that you might be able to add?"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"I like some of what you'd probably call oldies," Angel said. "Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr - all that."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip nodded. He hit "stop" on the recorder. "I think that'll be good. Thanks, you're a freaking lifesaver."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel grinned. "Thanks. I'm thinking of taking that up as a career."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip nodded. "There are worse career paths. Though now I want a Lifesaver." He poked at his food. "I'm still not sure about this stuff. I heard it makes peeople sing show tunes."

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I'm always a little leery," Angel admitted. "They keep blood on hand and sometimes I grab it. But I'm always worried somebody put poison or some kind of spell on it."