"Sam Puckett," Sam said, sounding bored. "If you don't already know that then you're a giant nub. Or from a different dimension or something I guess." Someone was still used to being internet famous, yes. "I'm human, from Seattle, and I'm half of the comedy team that owns the internet in my dimension. So anyone who uses it has to pay me royalties. I'll take cash, most major credit cards, or favors in payment."