"I'll go first," Callie said. "My name is Callie Maggotbone, and all of you are going to call me Ms. Maggotbone. I'm a demon, and I am also a succubus. It means I am very gifted sexually, not that any of you will ever get to find out, because you're all like twelve and that's disgusting. I grew up in Hell on the Lake of Fire, with Dad, and on the Upper West Side, with Mom. I will be taking over the clothing store here, and these shoes I'm wearing are Jimmy Choos. I mean, I might be a demon, but I'm still a girl. Also, I'm supposed to marry some idiot named Twayne in order to bring about the End of Days, but I'm holding out because seriously? Twayne's such a loser. How's that?"