"Health", Tuesday, First Period

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Steve had worn a lot of uniforms in his time, and he had to say, this was one of the most uncomfortable. But that was no matter right now. "Good morning, everyone," he said to his gathered students, "and welcome to your Health final." Just the slightest stress on 'Health,' and he still couldn't believe he'd had to change the name of his class. Sex Ed was a real class! Taught in real schools, even! "You should know everything you should need to know to answer the questions on this test," which he hoped was actually true, "and just as a reminder, I will not tolerate cheating. However, if you have any questions about anything on the test, you may come up to my desk to ask me quietly. If you have additional problems, I will be holding office hours on Friday, and hopefully we can clear everything up then."

He hoped he'd covered all possible bases for anyone having problems with the test. He'd even managed to get Matt Murdock a Braille copy of the 'Health' exam, last minute as the whole thing was, and even though he knew it to not actually be necessary. How Matt was going to write the thing was beyond him, but worst came to worst there was always Friday.

"You've been a great class this semester, and I'll be sorry to see you go. I wish you good luck. You may turn over the paper on your desk and begin."

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Re: Take the Exam

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1. Fruits, veggies, meat, dairy, grain
2. To get the blood out from under your fingernails.
3. So you're not the poor slob who gets eaten by the monster you're hunting.
4. Enough that the coffee for breakfast isn't a waste.
5. Assess the situation and perform appropriate first aid until the medics arrive.
6. Condoms and birth control meds. The others suck.