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fandomhigh2012-04-17 01:38 am
screwyoumarvel) wrote in fandomhigh2012-04-17 01:38 am
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"Health", Tuesday, First Period
Steve had worn a lot of uniforms in his time, and he had to say, this was one of the most uncomfortable. But that was no matter right now. "Good morning, everyone," he said to his gathered students, "and welcome to your Health final." Just the slightest stress on 'Health,' and he still couldn't believe he'd had to change the name of his class. Sex Ed was a real class! Taught in real schools, even! "You should know everything you should need to know to answer the questions on this test," which he hoped was actually true, "and just as a reminder, I will not tolerate cheating. However, if you have any questions about anything on the test, you may come up to my desk to ask me quietly. If you have additional problems, I will be holding office hours on Friday, and hopefully we can clear everything up then."
He hoped he'd covered all possible bases for anyone having problems with the test. He'd even managed to get Matt Murdock a Braille copy of the 'Health' exam, last minute as the whole thing was, and even though he knew it to not actually be necessary. How Matt was going to write the thing was beyond him, but worst came to worst there was always Friday.
"You've been a great class this semester, and I'll be sorry to see you go. I wish you good luck. You may turn over the paper on your desk and begin."
He hoped he'd covered all possible bases for anyone having problems with the test. He'd even managed to get Matt Murdock a Braille copy of the 'Health' exam, last minute as the whole thing was, and even though he knew it to not actually be necessary. How Matt was going to write the thing was beyond him, but worst came to worst there was always Friday.
"You've been a great class this semester, and I'll be sorry to see you go. I wish you good luck. You may turn over the paper on your desk and begin."
Re: Take the Exam
1. Meat, bread, fruit, vegetables.
2. You don't get blood on everything or come down with a plague.
3. So I don't miss when I [unintelligible but most likely referring to the Darkness-damned uniform and/or school board.]
4. As much as possible, to keep yourself sharp
5. Assess the situation. If it's your emergency, get to a healer you know you can
paytrust.6. Take your potions, and make sure you know who's brewing them and what they use. Kick males where it hurts, and don't be too delicate to scream bloody murder and aim for the eyes.