"Health", Tuesday, First Period

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Steve had worn a lot of uniforms in his time, and he had to say, this was one of the most uncomfortable. But that was no matter right now. "Good morning, everyone," he said to his gathered students, "and welcome to your Health final." Just the slightest stress on 'Health,' and he still couldn't believe he'd had to change the name of his class. Sex Ed was a real class! Taught in real schools, even! "You should know everything you should need to know to answer the questions on this test," which he hoped was actually true, "and just as a reminder, I will not tolerate cheating. However, if you have any questions about anything on the test, you may come up to my desk to ask me quietly. If you have additional problems, I will be holding office hours on Friday, and hopefully we can clear everything up then."

He hoped he'd covered all possible bases for anyone having problems with the test. He'd even managed to get Matt Murdock a Braille copy of the 'Health' exam, last minute as the whole thing was, and even though he knew it to not actually be necessary. How Matt was going to write the thing was beyond him, but worst came to worst there was always Friday.

"You've been a great class this semester, and I'll be sorry to see you go. I wish you good luck. You may turn over the paper on your desk and begin."

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Re: Take the Exam

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1. Meat, bread, fruit and vegetables, milk, late night snacks.

2. No more germs, so you get sick less! Also, your hands get all soft and smell nice if you use the right kind of soap.

3. To stay in shape, so you can fight things and run away better!

4. Eight hours. Because if you don't, you wake up all grumpyfaced.

5. Stop panicking! Then, try to stop the bleeding and perform CPR.

6. Don't have sex -- lame
Pill -- awesome, but doesn't stop germs.
Condom -- like a little wetsuit of protection!