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fandomhigh2012-04-17 01:38 am
screwyoumarvel) wrote in fandomhigh2012-04-17 01:38 am
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"Health", Tuesday, First Period
Steve had worn a lot of uniforms in his time, and he had to say, this was one of the most uncomfortable. But that was no matter right now. "Good morning, everyone," he said to his gathered students, "and welcome to your Health final." Just the slightest stress on 'Health,' and he still couldn't believe he'd had to change the name of his class. Sex Ed was a real class! Taught in real schools, even! "You should know everything you should need to know to answer the questions on this test," which he hoped was actually true, "and just as a reminder, I will not tolerate cheating. However, if you have any questions about anything on the test, you may come up to my desk to ask me quietly. If you have additional problems, I will be holding office hours on Friday, and hopefully we can clear everything up then."
He hoped he'd covered all possible bases for anyone having problems with the test. He'd even managed to get Matt Murdock a Braille copy of the 'Health' exam, last minute as the whole thing was, and even though he knew it to not actually be necessary. How Matt was going to write the thing was beyond him, but worst came to worst there was always Friday.
"You've been a great class this semester, and I'll be sorry to see you go. I wish you good luck. You may turn over the paper on your desk and begin."
He hoped he'd covered all possible bases for anyone having problems with the test. He'd even managed to get Matt Murdock a Braille copy of the 'Health' exam, last minute as the whole thing was, and even though he knew it to not actually be necessary. How Matt was going to write the thing was beyond him, but worst came to worst there was always Friday.
"You've been a great class this semester, and I'll be sorry to see you go. I wish you good luck. You may turn over the paper on your desk and begin."
Re: Take the Exam
2. Unlike washing your hands with lye, you will have skin afterward.
3. Because you have rights to exercise, and you don't want those getting flabby or loose.
4. There's a mathematical equation about how old you are times how sleepy you are divided by how much caffeine you've had and whether there's a light to shine in your eyes like you're in a WWII movie and all I can say is, I'm not good at math.
5. Scream. Then call 911. How will people know you're dying if you don't scream?
#6 showed that Kenzi had very definitely been paying a frightening amount of attention all semester, along with her own personal rating system based on effectiveness, price, convenience, non-sexiness, likelihood a guy would be okay with it, and why couldn't all guys be put on the Guy Pill (http://www.newser.com/story/140558/the-male-pill-ready-for-testing.html) anyway?