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So You're a Fugitive From Justice, Tuesday, 3rd Period
"Welcome to your Criminal Justice final, everyone," Zayne said. He looked a little uncomfortable in his uniform. He wasn't opposed to wearing uniforms - he went to Jedi school, after all - but he preferred something a lot looser. Like robes! And without a tie. Like Jedi robes! Oh well.
"Just as a refresher for the semester as a whole, being a criminal is bad. Being a fugitive from justice is not something to aspire to. Try to stay on the right side of the law," Zayne said. "Got it? Good. Here's an exam. No cheating, please, although I doubt I have to say that here." Yep, a joke to lighten the mood before handing out exams that the students would only be prepared for if they had spent any time scouring television and the internet for information on the American justice system that could reasonably be faked into an exam, just like Zayne had done the past few days.
The results were maybe a little less than ideal, but he tried. And who knows? He might even get some interesting answers. And if nothing else, this might give the students some experiencing in BSing authority figures, which would always be a handy skill on the run.
"Just as a refresher for the semester as a whole, being a criminal is bad. Being a fugitive from justice is not something to aspire to. Try to stay on the right side of the law," Zayne said. "Got it? Good. Here's an exam. No cheating, please, although I doubt I have to say that here." Yep, a joke to lighten the mood before handing out exams that the students would only be prepared for if they had spent any time scouring television and the internet for information on the American justice system that could reasonably be faked into an exam, just like Zayne had done the past few days.
The results were maybe a little less than ideal, but he tried. And who knows? He might even get some interesting answers. And if nothing else, this might give the students some experiencing in BSing authority figures, which would always be a handy skill on the run.
Re: The Exam
1. The police who investigate crime and the lawyers that ... I don't remember the exact wording but that one TV show says it's police and lawyers.
2. Is it a violent disturbance? Because I'm a Sorceress so I can probably take care of it myself. Otherwise maybe we can talk this out. It's probably just misunderstood.
3. Wait, why are they outside the crime lab? Shouldn't they be inside the crime lab, doing lab-things?
4. I'd start by passing around pictures of his brother to all the guards. And I'd hire more guards, and maybe build a moat around the prison. But that's assuming I want the guy to fail, because maybe he's right and his brother is innocent.
5. I don't get it. Is he making the office look bad? Can I issue some kind of press release about that? Like, is he arresting people he shouldn't or is he just an idiot? If he's a lovable doof then I keep him on staff because I'm going to assume he's got some decent qualities.