So You're a Fugitive From Justice, Tuesday, 3rd Period

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"Welcome to your Criminal Justice final, everyone," Zayne said. He looked a little uncomfortable in his uniform. He wasn't opposed to wearing uniforms - he went to Jedi school, after all - but he preferred something a lot looser. Like robes! And without a tie. Like Jedi robes! Oh well.

"Just as a refresher for the semester as a whole, being a criminal is bad. Being a fugitive from justice is not something to aspire to. Try to stay on the right side of the law," Zayne said. "Got it? Good. Here's an exam. No cheating, please, although I doubt I have to say that here." Yep, a joke to lighten the mood before handing out exams that the students would only be prepared for if they had spent any time scouring television and the internet for information on the American justice system that could reasonably be faked into an exam, just like Zayne had done the past few days.

The results were maybe a little less than ideal, but he tried. And who knows? He might even get some interesting answers. And if nothing else, this might give the students some experiencing in BSing authority figures, which would always be a handy skill on the run.

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Re: The Exam

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Annie hadn't been expecting a proper final today.

That did not mean she wasn't prepared for it. And this would probably be way funnier after the Law and Order episode airs.


1. Those groups would be the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.

2. Ghostbusters! If something was strange in my neighborhood, I believe it would be best to investigate the situation in a safe way before reporting it, because that's how people get charged with making false 911 calls and that's a stupid reason to end up in jail for any period of time. If I was absolutely sure that something was strange in my neighborhood, I would record all the necessary details I could at the time, as eyewitness records tend to be shoddy and not hold up in court and a written record, if possible, is just a good idea. A photo would also work. Assuming I was able to get these details I would call 911 or the proper authority and follow their instructions to the letter. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

3. They don't have one. The meta for CSI lies.

4. If I know there is some sort of plan, I'd first off try and transfer him to another facility, because why tempt fate? If that was not possible, I'd beef up security around him and keep a close eye on those he was friendly with in order to see what I might be able to find out. Also, it might not be a bad idea to trap him in a situation that would result in violence so I could shove him in the hole for a while till he learns and any plans are broken out of him.

5. The deputy's gone. I'd feel bad about it, but if he's serving no purpose except to embarrass the department, there's no reason for him to be there. However, I'd give him a very nice severance package and check in on him now and then to make sure he's doing okay.