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Pinkie Pie ([personal profile] locointhecoco) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2012-04-12 03:21 am
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The Elements of Friendship, Thursday, Period 3

When the students arrived at the Danger Shop today, they'd find themselves in the back of a darkened auditorium, staring up at a stage absolutely filled with musical instruments and set pieces and costumes and microphones and juggling balls and tightropes and anything else that a pony might think of that someone might use to show off their skills.

It was a really big stage.

Once they'd all gathered and grabbed seats, a spotlight struck the curtain, and Pinkie poked her head out. "Oh! Hello there!" She strode out and took center stage, wrapping a front hoof around a microphone stand. "You're a wonderful crowd here, tonight! Where y'all from?" She pointed the microphone at the audience for a moment, then pulled it back. "Wow, that's great! I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it! Because I couldn't find tractors that small!"

A rimshot sounded from off stage.

"Get it? Tractors that small?" They got it, Pinkie. Move on. "The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog! And now I can't find him!" This time, the rimshot was clearly being played on a drum set on the side of the stage by Pinkie herself. She grinned knowingly at the students and held for applause.

Then she dumped a sack of flour over her own head.

"Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!" She threw her hooves in the air as if welcoming accolades, then settled back down. "And more importantly, so will all of you! This week is your chance to show off your very special talents, so get up here and give us your best!"

[ooc: no really, that's an actual Pinkie Pie stand up routine.]
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