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Detention!- Danger Shop- Saturday morning

When the students arrived at detention, they'd find the Danger Shop looking a lot like an auditorium today. One might say exactly like an auditorium, actually. They'd find Jaye backstage, where once everyone arrived she said, "So today you're going to be putting on a little bit of a show. Kind of an improvisational play, really. You'll find out the plot- well, 'plot'- as you go along, there's no script, you come up who your character is going to be, and once you make it to the end of the play, you're done and can go home."

She started to leave the backstage area, then turned back. "Oh, right, and you might have an audience. So... no pressure or anything."

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Well, if Rilla was the killer, then what the hell, Kenzi was going to find a body.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Which also expressed her feelings about this nicely.

"A dead. BODY!"

"I DIDN'T DO IT!" Rilla shrieked.

She was pretty sure she hadn't anyway.

Topher watched the popcorn rain down from the ceiling at the word 'dead.'

"Huh," he said, sampling some. "Movie theater butter."

"Why did it do that?" Rilla asked, glancing up and breaking character.

And getting smacked in the shoulder by a tomato.

"Hey!"

Topher burst out laughing.

This acknowledgment of their theater meant that, woe, he was also hit by a tomato. In the face, to be exact.

"...what!?"

Kenzi cracked up at that. "Awesome!"

And got a tomato in the face too.

"Argh."

"If'n you folks were hungry," Sam said, maintaining character with the ease of many years of having to do so in the face of Spencer and Gibby, "y'all coulda just said so. Ain't no need to be makin' them tomaters fly outta nowhere like that."

"I did it!" Juliet improvised. "It's my superpower. That's why we ran away to get married. No one else understood how hard it was to have the power to control vegetables!"

Seriously: What?

Sure, why not?

"Annerbody notice if'n that there bus driver died-a tomater attack?"

"Guldernit," cried Sam. "Not again!"

"How often does this happen?" demanded Saleswoman Kenzi. "Do bodies just randomly appear here?"

"We seen our share-a these things," Sam said. "Why d'ya wanna know? Wonderin' if'n your kill here might blend inta th' scenery?"

"I'm not the killer!"

No one would buy this.

"Really!"

"Well, we'll just see about that. I'm thinkin' we oughter lock all y'all up 'til th' sheriff gets back."

"You're going to lock us up with the killer?!"

DUN DUN!

"Dern tootin' I am. Means I won't be ther one gettin' killed next."

"Unless YOU'RE the Killer and you're putting us in the larder! EEEEK!"

"No ma'am, I do not have a larder. That's just my mustache."

What? It worked on iCarly.

Kenzi almost snickered, but managed, "Maybe you kill people to get more popcorn when they say: DEAD BODY."

Thank you, popcorn rain. Kenzi started eating it.

Sam stared at her blankly for a moment. Then:

"Witch! This here girl is a witch! She summons popcorns from the skiiiiiiiiiiies!"

Kenzi had already gotten hit by another tomato, but that didn't stop her eating the popcorn. Or throwing it.

"I'm not a witch! I weigh more than a duck!"

"Of course you weren't say you were no witch." How many negatives was that? Sam lost track. "Even if'n you were none! And how d'ya explain that there poppin' corns? I know everything there is ta know 'bout this here town and I ain't never seen no poppin' corn rain here b'fore!"

Mean, Sam. Mean! Kenzi didn't want to get hit with another tomato!

"I don't know. Why is there a dead body?" There at least she got more popcorn out of it. "I know nothing. NOTHING! I AM INNOCENT!"

Aahahahhahahaha.

"Now we'll just let them there sheriff work that out fer us. Fer now, you just stop summonin' that poppin' corn on top-a that there dead body."

A pause, as a bucket of popcorn came down on Sam's head.

"Or me."

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