Detention!- Danger Shop- Saturday morning

[fates_jaye]

When the students arrived at detention, they'd find the Danger Shop looking a lot like an auditorium today. One might say exactly like an auditorium, actually. They'd find Jaye backstage, where once everyone arrived she said, "So today you're going to be putting on a little bit of a show. Kind of an improvisational play, really. You'll find out the plot- well, 'plot'- as you go along, there's no script, you come up who your character is going to be, and once you make it to the end of the play, you're done and can go home."

She started to leave the backstage area, then turned back. "Oh, right, and you might have an audience. So... no pressure or anything."

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Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"I'm not the killer!"

No one would buy this.

"Really!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[hurtingzeebo]

"Well, we'll just see about that. I'm thinkin' we oughter lock all y'all up 'til th' sheriff gets back."

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"You're going to lock us up with the killer?!"

DUN DUN!

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[hurtingzeebo]

"Dern tootin' I am. Means I won't be ther one gettin' killed next."

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"Unless YOU'RE the Killer and you're putting us in the larder! EEEEK!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[hurtingzeebo]

"No ma'am, I do not have a larder. That's just my mustache."

What? It worked on iCarly.

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi almost snickered, but managed, "Maybe you kill people to get more popcorn when they say: DEAD BODY."

Thank you, popcorn rain. Kenzi started eating it.

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam stared at her blankly for a moment. Then:

"Witch! This here girl is a witch! She summons popcorns from the skiiiiiiiiiiies!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi had already gotten hit by another tomato, but that didn't stop her eating the popcorn. Or throwing it.

"I'm not a witch! I weigh more than a duck!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[hurtingzeebo]

"Of course you weren't say you were no witch." How many negatives was that? Sam lost track. "Even if'n you were none! And how d'ya explain that there poppin' corns? I know everything there is ta know 'bout this here town and I ain't never seen no poppin' corn rain here b'fore!"

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Mean, Sam. Mean! Kenzi didn't want to get hit with another tomato!

"I don't know. Why is there a dead body?" There at least she got more popcorn out of it. "I know nothing. NOTHING! I AM INNOCENT!"

Aahahahhahahaha.

Re: Detentioneers: Act Two

[hurtingzeebo]

"Now we'll just let them there sheriff work that out fer us. Fer now, you just stop summonin' that poppin' corn on top-a that there dead body."

A pause, as a bucket of popcorn came down on Sam's head.

"Or me."