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fandomhigh2012-01-31 06:43 am
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Anarchist Philanthropist Club; Tuesday after Classes [ 01/31 ].
Hopefully, everyone had made it to the clandestine location in which the Anarchist Philanthropists of Fandom High would unleash their first revolutionary bit of charity. If not, well, then, they would probably find themselves on the better side of the law. Though she was hardly a law-abiding citizen, Britta was nervous, wringing her hands a little as she looked toward the store, and then back to her fellow anarchists.
“Okay, guys, so,” she said, “every day, thousands of people in this country alone are starving because they don’t have enough food, so a lot of people will do canned food drives to bring truckloads of sustenance to food shelters for those less fortunate. Unfortunately, what people don’t realize is that, by going into mega marts and super stores and purchasing this food, they’re just funneling in money to the same corporations and big business that hold the people they’re trying to help down in the first place! So we’re going to have a canned food drive ourselves, but we’re going to do it....” She paused for dramatic effect and a big grin, “anarchist style.”
Jim was not facepalming. He wasn't! Could you see how good he was being, not facepalming?
"I mean, obviously this activity is optional, since neither of us is really in charge or anything," he ventured, "and in the end you can do it however you want to," which included paying, but where was the fun in that? "What we're really going for is getting some food on the tables of some hungry families out there, however we can. And maybe for not getting caught. I'm a pretty big fan of not getting caught."
He was one arrest away from Juvenile Hall. He really, really, really didn't want to get caught.
Britta was also one arrest away from Juvie, but that wasn’t going to stop her from narrowing her eyes slightly at Jim as though he was so not being anarchist enough right now. “Not getting caught is a good idea,” she said, “so it’ll probably be a good idea if some of us cause a distraction. So while some of us are causing a distraction, the rest of us are going to bust into that establishment,” she pointed dramatically toward Turtle & Canary, “grab all the non-perishable foods we can, and run like heck. We’ll rendezvous back in the classroom to go over the spoils and get them ready to be shipped out to needy associations. And there will also be punch and pie, as well as some completely vegan snacking options, too.”
All apologies to Elphabaif she was there for the over-exaggerated and poorly executed wink that was directed her way at that point.
"Yeah, I think I'm going to be with the distraction team," Jim said, with a look that suggested that he was seriously considering cutting his losses and heading back to the dorms at a run the moment Britta had her insane little head turned the other way. "You know. Because I'm good at that. Distracting. Yeah."
“Okay, guys,” Britta clapped her hands together. “Let’s go!”
[[ and the OCD, sheis a'comin' has arrived ]]
“Okay, guys, so,” she said, “every day, thousands of people in this country alone are starving because they don’t have enough food, so a lot of people will do canned food drives to bring truckloads of sustenance to food shelters for those less fortunate. Unfortunately, what people don’t realize is that, by going into mega marts and super stores and purchasing this food, they’re just funneling in money to the same corporations and big business that hold the people they’re trying to help down in the first place! So we’re going to have a canned food drive ourselves, but we’re going to do it....” She paused for dramatic effect and a big grin, “anarchist style.”
Jim was not facepalming. He wasn't! Could you see how good he was being, not facepalming?
"I mean, obviously this activity is optional, since neither of us is really in charge or anything," he ventured, "and in the end you can do it however you want to," which included paying, but where was the fun in that? "What we're really going for is getting some food on the tables of some hungry families out there, however we can. And maybe for not getting caught. I'm a pretty big fan of not getting caught."
He was one arrest away from Juvenile Hall. He really, really, really didn't want to get caught.
Britta was also one arrest away from Juvie, but that wasn’t going to stop her from narrowing her eyes slightly at Jim as though he was so not being anarchist enough right now. “Not getting caught is a good idea,” she said, “so it’ll probably be a good idea if some of us cause a distraction. So while some of us are causing a distraction, the rest of us are going to bust into that establishment,” she pointed dramatically toward Turtle & Canary, “grab all the non-perishable foods we can, and run like heck. We’ll rendezvous back in the classroom to go over the spoils and get them ready to be shipped out to needy associations. And there will also be punch and pie, as well as some completely vegan snacking options, too.”
All apologies to Elphaba
"Yeah, I think I'm going to be with the distraction team," Jim said, with a look that suggested that he was seriously considering cutting his losses and heading back to the dorms at a run the moment Britta had her insane little head turned the other way. "You know. Because I'm good at that. Distracting. Yeah."
“Okay, guys,” Britta clapped her hands together. “Let’s go!”
[[ and the OCD, she
Distraction! - APC, 01/31.
Re: Distraction! - APC, 01/31.
And as Matt chatted away he headed right for a display of canned goods, his cane swinging swiftly at them.