fandomhigh | Superheroing 101, Thursday, Period 4

Another week, another class with Electroclash standing in front of the students with a sour-ish look on her face. This time, though, they were meeting in the Danger Shop, which meant there really was no reason for their teacher to look so annoyed, since she didn't actually have to do much beyond verbally telling the room what to do.

But she was annoyed just on principle, thank you very much.

"Okay rugrats, my teaching outline says today you'll be introduced to practical heroing," she announced once everyone had arrived. Or most of them, at least. She wasn't keeping count that closely. "So, you're all gonna put on your costumes, assuming the sidekick ~~is present and~~ has lived up to his name and acquired them for you, and then you're going to do simulations of some heroics. You can do them by yourself, or you can partner up, I don't care. Power usage is encouraged. And afterwards, I'm supposed to ask you for your thoughts on the tasks or whatever. So that might happen."

She gestured to the dressing rooms to the side. "Well, get on it."

[~~Wait for the OCD!~~ OCD up!]

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Someone, somewhere, had to be sighing a lot at the way Stephanie's eyes completely lit up.

"Ohmygodthatwouldbethecoolestever."

Yes, because there was absolutely no way that could possibly end in tears, right, Steph? Right?

And now Tony couldn't hope to keep a straight face. "Acid spit, really?"

"Well," Stephanie said, looking completely innocent (if still eye-searingly neon), "it's not quite the ability to send a million text messages while totally and completely smashed, but . . ."

"If I claimed someone stole my phone, would you believe me?"

No, Tony. No.

Yeah, the look Stephanie gave him in no way said anything but Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no. In a dozen languages, even.

"Its possible! Bobby was there." Poor, poor Bobby.

"Aaaaaaand also texting me," Stephanie pointed out. Although she wouldn't put it past either of them to switch phones just to be hilarious. "Tell me we aren't going to need to get you guys a chaperone."

"Is that you asking to come out with us all sometime?"

TONY, THAT COULD ONLY END IN TEARS AND BADNESS AND POSSIBLY THINGS ON FIRE AND/OR PIECES.

"Me and a bunch of drunken teenage boys?" Stephanie eyed him. "Tell me it's not just me who thinks this has 'disaster' written all over it."

Look, at least she recognized that.

Tony just snickered. Because someone was crazy. "We could give you a fake mustache and say you're a new kid named Steve. Someone could finally beat Ben at gymnastics competitions!"

...why did they have those?

". . . I am not even asking why you have gymnastics competitions," Stephanie informed him. "Moreover, I'm putting an embargo on myself even thinking about it. Some things are better left a mystery forever."

"I ended up buying a penguin sanctuary this last time," Tony admitted. "I'm not sure how that happened. Or why we bought all the Doritos we could find to decorate the parking lot of the place."

"A mystery even to you, evidently," Stephanie went on without missing a beat. "Oh, sweetie. How do you manage to even make it home from these things?"

"Very, very carefully."

"And hopefully with enough water." POINTED STATEMENT THERE.

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