Gun Club: [2/4]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty slowly made his to the gun range. He unlocked the doors and the weapons cabinet before setting up the array of targets for his fellow students.

He made sure that the following was posted:

SAFETY RULES:

· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED

· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE

· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND

· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION

· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.

· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.

Breaking any of these rules means an immediate visit with Principal "DUDE", or the guy with the funny hat.

Come on in, sign in, and go bang.

Comments

Re: Shoot

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

He went on a stupid vampire hunt
And lied to me about being drunk
And when I found out all about it
I said some things that weren't very nice...

My boyfriend's back and he's in so damned much trouble

He sees me comin' better cut out on the double

He's been fighting vamps and acting all dim

So look out now cause I'm comin' after him

(Hey, I know what he's been tryin')
(And I know that he's been lyin')

He's gonna pay for for such a long time

He's back alive but things are not fine

He's gonna be sorry he was ever born

Cause he's kinda dumb and I'm awful strong

(Hey he knows I wasn't foolin'!)
(He'd better hope that I start coolin'!)

(What made me go and believe all his lies?)

(Thinks he's a big man now but I'll cut him down to size)


My boyfriend's back from tryin' to save my reputation

If I were him I'd take a permanent vacation

Vala cocks her gun and takes careful aim at the person-shaped target.

Yeah, my boyfriend's back

*bang*

Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend's back

*bang*

I could see him comin'

*bang*

So he'd better get a runnin'

*bang*

Alright now

*bang*

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

*bang*

My boyfriend's back now

Looking down, Vala's annoyed to see she's emptied the clip. Then she's even more annoyed to have been singing in public. This one's probably going down on Cam's account as well.

Without a word to anyone she storms off the gun range.

Re: Shoot

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

[omg! best.song.ever.]

Re: Shoot

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[*bows*]