Gun Club: [2/4]

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty slowly made his to the gun range. He unlocked the doors and the weapons cabinet before setting up the array of targets for his fellow students.

He made sure that the following was posted:

SAFETY RULES:

· TREAT ALL GUNS AS IF THEY WERE LOADED

· KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL READY TO FIRE

· BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT’S BEYOND

· ALWAYS WEAR HEARING AND EYE PROTECTION

· NEVER USE ALCOHOL OR DRUGS BEFORE OR WHILE SHOOTING.

· CHECK IN ALL WEAPONS BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE RANGE.

Breaking any of these rules means an immediate visit with Principal "DUDE", or the guy with the funny hat.

Come on in, sign in, and go bang.

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Re: Shoot

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hi Marty, how are you this morning?" She grins down at the guns, "Antiques I guess. Heirlooms, they belonged to my Grandfather Captain Fabian Longstocking, Terror of the Seven Seas."

A consertina started up out of nowhere.

Grandfather Fabe put out to sea,
For a life of piracy.
He loved to roam and he was free.
Shoo hahaha lay ha-nay.

Pippi claps her hand over her mouth and the consertina stops with a sower note.

"Oh dear. That's been happening all day... Yea, so... They're quite old. Would you like to try one?"