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US Government (Friday, February 3, 4th period)
"As promised, today we have our first test of the semester. I'm sure you're all thrilled. If you're not, well, fake it."
Josh stood up from his desk and passed out test papers.
1. What year was the Magna Carta signed? Why is it important in terms of the American government?
2. What three things did John Locke's believe we have a right to? Which one did Jefferson change?
3. The Articles of Confederation didn't work for a number of reasons. Give me an example of one of them.
4. The Preamble to the Constitution. Go ahead. Sing. But you better write it down, too.
5. Bill of Rights. There are ten amendments. Give me one of them.
Extra credit: Stupider thing to put in a State of the Union address: the banning of human-animal hybrids or cars that run on hydrogen?
"Question or concerns that aren't 'what's the answer to number 4?' Ask away."
Josh stood up from his desk and passed out test papers.
1. What year was the Magna Carta signed? Why is it important in terms of the American government?
2. What three things did John Locke's believe we have a right to? Which one did Jefferson change?
3. The Articles of Confederation didn't work for a number of reasons. Give me an example of one of them.
4. The Preamble to the Constitution. Go ahead. Sing. But you better write it down, too.
5. Bill of Rights. There are ten amendments. Give me one of them.
Extra credit: Stupider thing to put in a State of the Union address: the banning of human-animal hybrids or cars that run on hydrogen?
"Question or concerns that aren't 'what's the answer to number 4?' Ask away."

Re: Take the test (February 3, US Government)
Clarence
1. What year was the Magna Carta signed? Why is it important in terms of the American government?
2. Life, liberty and the ability to eat pork products. Jefferson change it to the pursuit of happiness because he thought the American public might undercook the pork and get trichinosis
3. The name wasn't cool enough. Who wants to be part of a article? Or a confederation? It totally sucks.
4. War! Huh! Good God Y'all! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! SAY IT AGAIN!
5. The right to stuff cold cuts down your pants without fear of religious persecution
Extra credit: President Bush should not be judged by his comments because he's a numbnut.