Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 8: Quiz 1, Period 1, 02.02.06

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[OOC: Quiz! For those not in the know, Tick's quizzes deal in general knowledge, hypothetical situations, and metaphor. Big shock, isn't it? Have fun. Please get them done by Saturday, but I'll accept any turned in before next Tuesday. All good? Good. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was standing by his desk when the class walked in. Lockheed was back in his usual spot, holding a cup of soup and slurping loudly at random moments. He of course kept this up until the last person handed in their quiz.

"Welcome, class! Congratulations on surviving after Tuesday's class. Today you have your first quiz for Justice this semester! Hopefully Karma is smiling at us in earnest and you'll all do just fine on the quiz and return safely to class next Tuesday. Good luck!"

Tick then handed out the quizzes.

1. Bugs Bunny: What is his deal, in terms of Justice?

2. Imagine two puppies quarrelling. Would your usual methods of negotiation/force to stop the fight still be applied? How would things change?

3. Explain the difference between Vengence and Justice with a metaphor involving the common farm animal of your choice.

EC. Please write a brief descriptive paragraph using a comparison between Justice, squirrels and the color blue.

Comments

Re: Quizzery [02.02.06]

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1. Bugs clearly has issues with Justice. Maybe he was dropped on his head by Justice as a baby bunny or something, because most of the time he seems to be doing his best to thwart it. And if he does do something that aids Justice, it's usually only a coincidence, as he's looking after his own interests first.

2. Well I'm pretty sure puppy-fights are just what they do. Like how sometimes I spar with people in the gym. We're just practicing our skills so we can use them in a dangerous situation. If it got to the point where one of the puppies was seriously endangering the other, I might seperate them. And then give them both a doggie treat, cause sulky puppies are the saddest thing ever.

3. Justice is when a goat eats it's nutritionally-balanced meal that the farmer has given it. Vengeance is when someone steals the shoes of their rivals and gives them to the goat to eat.

So let's say someone wants to be the Red Blue Ranger and works really hard at it and does everything right. But then along comes this street kid squirrel who seems to do everything better than the person who wants to be the Red Blue Ranger, and so he gets the job, even though he doesn't really want it. Justice is when the street kid squirrel finally realises that maybe he should have let the guy who wanted the job have it, and so he does. And everyone's happy. Maybe there's even buttery- Bridge totally stops writing for a second and does a fingerwiggle -toast.