fandomhigh | Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 8: Quiz 1, Period 1, 02.02.06

[OOC: Quiz! For those not in the know, Tick's quizzes deal in general knowledge, hypothetical situations, and metaphor. Big shock, isn't it? Have fun. Please get them done by Saturday, but I'll accept any turned in before next Tuesday. All good? Good. Class Info Post.]

The Tick was standing by his desk when the class walked in. Lockheed was back in his usual spot, holding a cup of soup and slurping loudly at random moments. He of course kept this up until the last person handed in their quiz.

"Welcome, class! Congratulations on surviving after Tuesday's class. Today you have your first quiz for Justice this semester! Hopefully Karma is smiling at us in earnest and you'll all do just fine on the quiz and return safely to class next Tuesday. Good luck!"

Tick then handed out the quizzes.

1. Bugs Bunny: What is his deal, in terms of Justice?

2. Imagine two puppies quarrelling. Would your usual methods of negotiation/force to stop the fight still be applied? How would things change?

3. Explain the difference between Vengence and Justice with a metaphor involving the common farm animal of your choice.

EC. Please write a brief descriptive paragraph using a comparison between Justice, squirrels and the color blue.

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1. I don't know if Bugs Bunny actually negotiated any kind of deal with any Justice-based organization; I don't believe we ever actually reached a conclusion on that. He seems to operate outside of the system, and any actions on his part that might be construed as carrying out Justice are likely purely coincidental, stemming from his own capricious nature. Whether or not any Just intentions were involved may be purely subjective.

2. Not having opted to take Creature Languages, I imagine my communications skills would be woefully inadequate in this situation. Negotiation would be difficult at best. In order to negotiate, I would have to bring in an interpreter who could help myself, the neutral third party, to determine the cause of grievance and help both puppies reach an accord.

That said, were the quarrel to reach violent proportions I think a forceful separation would indeed be in order. Otherwise my sense of pity at seeing two adorable puppies in a wounded state might overwhelm my objectivity and make a fair decision difficult to reach.

3. Justice is the steadfast and vigilant rooster who crows every morning to herald the start of a new day. Vengeance is the capricious rebel possibly alien rooster who crows in the middle of the night to wake the farmer because he felt slighted by a perceived shortness in his daily grain ration.

Archie's imagination, however, seems to have been completely taxed by this point as he doesn't even attempt the extra credit.

[[Now posted in the right place. Yay caffeine.]]

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 8: Quiz 1, Period 1, 02.02.06

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