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Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 8: Quiz 1, Period 1, 02.02.06
[OOC: Quiz! For those not in the know, Tick's quizzes deal in general knowledge, hypothetical situations, and metaphor. Big shock, isn't it? Have fun. Please get them done by Saturday, but I'll accept any turned in before next Tuesday. All good? Good. Class Info Post.]
The Tick was standing by his desk when the class walked in. Lockheed was back in his usual spot, holding a cup of soup and slurping loudly at random moments. He of course kept this up until the last person handed in their quiz.
"Welcome, class! Congratulations on surviving after Tuesday's class. Today you have your first quiz for Justice this semester! Hopefully Karma is smiling at us in earnest and you'll all do just fine on the quiz and return safely to class next Tuesday. Good luck!"
Tick then handed out the quizzes.
1. Bugs Bunny: What is his deal, in terms of Justice?
2. Imagine two puppies quarrelling. Would your usual methods of negotiation/force to stop the fight still be applied? How would things change?
3. Explain the difference between Vengence and Justice with a metaphor involving the common farm animal of your choice.
EC. Please write a brief descriptive paragraph using a comparison between Justice, squirrels and the color blue.
The Tick was standing by his desk when the class walked in. Lockheed was back in his usual spot, holding a cup of soup and slurping loudly at random moments. He of course kept this up until the last person handed in their quiz.
"Welcome, class! Congratulations on surviving after Tuesday's class. Today you have your first quiz for Justice this semester! Hopefully Karma is smiling at us in earnest and you'll all do just fine on the quiz and return safely to class next Tuesday. Good luck!"
Tick then handed out the quizzes.
1. Bugs Bunny: What is his deal, in terms of Justice?
2. Imagine two puppies quarrelling. Would your usual methods of negotiation/force to stop the fight still be applied? How would things change?
3. Explain the difference between Vengence and Justice with a metaphor involving the common farm animal of your choice.
EC. Please write a brief descriptive paragraph using a comparison between Justice, squirrels and the color blue.
Re: Quizzery [02.02.06]
Bugs Bunny flouts Justice professionally. I think someone should investigate him, as I have to wonder if these Looney Toons types are a gang of organized Justice flouters. I mean, think about it: A bunny, a duck, a guy with a red handlebar moustache, a befuddled hunter, a cat who can't tell the difference between a mouse and a baby kangaroo, and a Mexican mouse all get together in the name of flouting Justice and making sure Mischief reigns. It's probably the only thing they have in common.
Though that Sailor Duck guy without the pants and the chipmunks in his backyard? I wonder if he's got a similar organization going. The coincidences are eerily alike otherwise.
2. Imagine two puppies quarrelling. Would your usual methods of negotiation/force to stop the fight still be applied? How would things change?
Maybe the puppies are quarrelling for a reason. Maybe they used to be best friends until one
redheadedpuppy realized the otherblondepuppy didn't actually respect her opinions and thought it was okay to try to keep theredheadedfirst puppy locked inside where she wouldn't be able to get hurt or injured or do anything, for that matter. And maybe theblondeother puppy needs to understand that the firstredheadedpuppy is going to do whatever the hell she wants because she can make her own decisions based on her own criteria, thank you.Janet stared at what she'd written, scratched it all out, and wrote instead: Maybe the puppies should just stop talking to each other. Maybe it's better that way.
3. Explain the difference between Vengence and Justice with a metaphor involving the common farm animal of your choice.
Justice is like a chicken, scratching for truth in the barnyard, but Justice can turn into Vengeance when the chicken is looking for a particularly tasty worm and it won't give up scratching until it has what it wants, and it doesn't care who else it hurts in the process.
EC. Please write a brief descriptive paragraph using a comparison between Justice, squirrels and the color blue.
Janet frowns. Her metaphor-writing abilities are horrible.
Squirrels hunt for nuts to store them away for the upcoming winter. Maybe instead of hunting for nuts to store for food, they're hunting for nuts as weapons to use against evildoers. Say, if it's the middle of winter and there is evil afoot in the park, a squirrel can don a little blue spandex superhero uniform
but without the cool antennae or the very professorly tiehidden in its nest, and dig into its store of winter nuts. Then, suddenly, the evildoer is pelted with nuts in the name of Justice! And possibly the evildoer will get hit with a nut at just the right angle and repent evil. Or get a soul. But really, how often does that happen? Just driving away evil in the midst of winter is enough.